ebookland Chapter 230 Melons in the Inn
Chapter 230 Melons in the Inn
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Outside? The town is dark, aren't you afraid of running into something?]
Daju: [It’s because it’s pitch dark that there are fun things to do! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I just heard a few cockroaches in this inn eating the innkeeper’s melon.]
Daju: [You like to hide things now, and you don’t even share the gossip with me. Hey, who is Xiaoqiang? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Xiaoqiang is a cockroach! ]
Daju: [Why are cockroaches called Xiaoqiang? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Because cockroaches have very strong vitality, strong ability to reproduce, and strong adaptability.]
Daju: [I have learned something new. ]
Everyone: Cockroaches actually have advantages?
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You are also an animal, so why can't you understand what they are saying? ]
Daju: [Is there a possibility that I could have understood it, but after I came down, it was blocked? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Well, those cockroaches said that the owner of the Longmen Inn likes to catch them and eat them.]
Daju: [Don’t you mind it being dirty? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Someone has pica, and this shopkeeper is probably one of them. He keeps a lot of cockroaches in the inn. Look, there is one under your feet.]
Daju: [No wonder I felt itchy on the soles of my feet. I used all my strength to stomp it to death.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [A cockroach can live for nine days without a head! Its weak point is in its chest, so you have to crush it to pieces before it will die.]
Big Orange: [Look at me slapping it flat. ]
Daju stepped hard on the cockroach under his feet, and the cockroach exploded and died.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [There are many kinds of viruses on cockroaches, and the shopkeeper was infected with several of them.]
Daju: [Is it so scary? Eating bugs will make you sick. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [They like to eat raw meat, insects, and strange things. Many of them will suffer from strange diseases.]
Daju: [It seems that we should abstain from the desire for food and drink. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How silly! Are you going to kill all foods with one stroke? I told you, only raw meat, insects, and strange foods will do that.]
Daju: [I am going to fast. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Okay, when we get back to Shengjing, I’ll teach Ade how to cook another kind of fish. I’ll see if you like it.]
Daju: [You can’t be like this! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh, by the way, Xiaoer, Xiaoer also has a melon on him! ]
Daju: [What melon? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Xiaoer's toes are gone.]
Daju: [Born?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [No, it seems that he has diabetes, because the two green-headed flies said that they tasted Xiaoer's urine and it was sweet.]
Daju: [You... I just ate a lot of dried fish and I haven't digested it yet! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Hehe, today's melons are all heavy-tasting. ]
Daju: [Why do toes disappear when you have diabetes? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Xiaoer's diabetes must have reached the late stage. Because his body has been unable to metabolize sugar for a long time, the sugar content in his body is too high, which will corrode his toes.]
Daju: [It’s a bit profound. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This condition is called diabetic foot, and some flesh may also grow maggots.]
Daju: [Don’t maggots grow on dead bodies? Or rotten meat.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [When a diabetic patient is in a critical condition, the flesh is corroded by sugar, so it becomes rotten meat, doesn’t it?]
Daju: [It turns out that being sick is so scary! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Eat less sweets, and fat people should be especially careful.]
Daju: [Xinghui is so fat, I wonder if he has this disease? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He is dead, nothing matters anymore.]
Daju: [Is there any cure for Xiaoer's illness? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [In the late stage, it is difficult to cure with medicine. Diseases that cannot be cured by our modern medicine are called diseases of the rich.]
Daju: [I eat less sweets, but fruits are delicious, what should I do? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [A moderate amount of fruit will not cause any problem. Remember, too much is as bad as too little! ]
Daju: [I'm going to eat my dreams. I've been a little lazy recently. My cultivation level is just a little short of full.]
Lu Xiaofeng just woke up at this time.
When I went outside, I saw a room full of people: "Sister, I'm hungry!"
Hu Zhongping saw a fiery red bird open its mouth and actually make a human voice.
The other people in Xuanwu Gate also looked at each other.
I thought it was surprising enough that a weasel girl was found while eating a melon, but now there's a talking bird!
What magical things are there about Miss Tian?
Everyone sat there like idiots, with their teacups hanging in the air. They didn't know how to drink their tea, and they didn't know what to say.
Seeing the looks of these people, Tian Xiaoxiao slapped Lu Xiaofeng on the small head:
"Xiao Feng, don't speak when there are outsiders around. You will scare people to death."
"Sister, it's a great auspicious sign that they can hear the phoenix speak. It's also a blessing to be scared to death by me. It's the kind that can be reincarnated directly after going to hell."
Lu Xiaofeng looked at those unfamiliar men proudly.
"Auspicious bird, is it so powerful?"
"That's right! Sister, I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"
"There are a lot of cockroaches in this inn. Do you want to eat them?"
Tian Xiaoxiao’s main idea is to trick whoever she can.
"Xiao Qiang? Is it delicious?" Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what Xiao Qiang was.
"It's delicious. Whether you eat it roasted or fried, it will make you dizzy with its fragrance."
"Why do I feel like there's a trap here, trying to trick me into jumping in?"
"Eat it or not, I'm going to go out for a while. You stay home and ask Ade to fry you another bowl of rice. I'll go out and catch some fat bugs for you."
"What a joke! Phoenixes don't eat bugs! Phoenixes drink nectar, okay?"
"Then go find the nectar and dew. I don't have any here."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, wait for me! I want to go out with you. Let's take a few torches out. What do you think? ]
Daju: [That’s a good idea.]
"Brother, let's go out for a walk tonight, call a few more people, light torches and carry lanterns! How about we drive away the fear of the people?" Tian Xiaoxiao suggested to Tian Xiwen.
"This is a great idea. As long as someone takes the lead, the people's fear will gradually disappear. I'll go get the torches!"
"I'll go prepare the lanterns!" Tian Lele is also very good at hands-on work. There are several lanterns in the inn, and she plans to make them brighter.
"Xiwen, I'll go and help you." Deng Hongyu followed behind Tian Xiwen.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, look at me! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao used the divine bone to draw a line in the night sky, and the divine bone turned into a torch.
Daju: [How did you do it? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I used some special means, I can’t explain it to you clearly! ]
Daju: [You don't love me anymore, and there is a secret between us, master and servant? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I'm impressed. Let me tell you, there is a chemical called phosphorus in my bone. I mixed something else into it, and it will burn when it comes into contact with air.]
Daju: [Then why didn't you see the divine bone burn every time you used it in a fight? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [When we were fighting, I didn't put phosphorus in my divine bones, so how could it burn? ]
Daju: [Your hands are so fast! I didn’t even see what you did just now! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [In the world of martial arts, the only thing that cannot be defeated is speed! ]
When Hu Zhongping heard these words, he suddenly realized!
Daju: [This torch is really bright, and it glows with gold. When you go out, people will definitely think you are a rich lady, because even your torch is inlaid with gold.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It must be bright and shining! ]