ebookland Chapter 584 New Script
Chapter 584 New Script
After enjoying Brother Ji’s performance, Lin Bufan followed Qu Xiaoxiao out of the studio with some reluctance!
When they got outside, Qu Xiaoxiao said without the slightest bit of confidence, "Does anyone really watch this? Why does it feel so unreliable?"
Lin Bufan was not as worried as Qu Xiaoxiao about this. After all, this thing was really popular in the previous life, but it was just that the official took action in the end. Otherwise, it would probably continue to be popular for quite a long time!
However, Lin Bufan was not blindly confident. There was no way. The performance just now was too subversive and he could hardly accept it!
After thinking for a while, Lin Bufan gave Qu Xiaoxiao some very constructive advice.
"Monster Qu, I think we might not be doing this right!"
Under Qu Xiaoxiao's suspicious gaze, Lin Bufan explained, "As the saying goes, professionals should do professional things. We can't be outsiders guiding insiders!
If you want to know where idols are the most professional, it must be Korea!
So my suggestion is that we acquire a few girl groups from Korea. I think Girls' Generation, f(x), and T-ara are all pretty good, so why not acquire them all? Of course, Xiaoxiao, if you think there are any other suitable ones, you can also acquire them as well!
Qu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said, "Why don't you just let me sign Jun Ji-hyun, Song Hye-kyo, and Kim Hee-sun?"
"That's right!" Lin Bufan slapped his thigh suddenly, his eyes instantly lighting up: "I was only thinking about the group, how could I forget about the individual artists! Jun Ji-hyun has to sign, Song Hye-kyo has to sign, and most importantly, there's IU, she has to sign too!"
After a pause, Lin Bufan added: "It seems a bit troublesome to sign it this way. Why don't we just acquire an entertainment company from Korea?
I've heard that the hidden rules there are quite serious. Acquiring an entertainment company can also provide some protection for these poor people, which can be considered as doing good deeds!"
Looking at Lin Bufan's sanctimonious face, Qu Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say except rolling her eyes!
……
On the way back, the idea that had flashed through Lin Bufan's mind before reappeared, which was to find out in advance the stars who would have a collapse in their previous life, and then let them shoot a Prison on Fire movie together.
Lin Bufan had it all figured out. There had to be interaction between the characters on and off screen. Whatever the reason for someone's scandal was, that was the crime they were thrown into jail for. For example, Li Moufeng's scandal was for soliciting prostitution, so the character in the show was arrested for that. For example, Xiaolu's scandal was for hairdressing, so the character in the show was arrested for hairdressing!
As for the issue of a star's reputation failing to make the entire show air, Lin Bufan had a solution. That was to blur the image, or if that didn't work, he could just make it look like the little black man in Conan.
I think a movie starring a bunch of little black people would be really interesting!
Lin Bufan did it as soon as he thought of it. He gave the car to Qu Xiaoxiao to drive, and then he began to rack his brains to recall the celebrities who had collapsed in his previous life and the reasons for their collapse!
Lin Bufan’s first target was naturally Brother Ji. However, when he recalled the cause of the landslide, Lin Bufan was dumbfounded, because he had no memory of this at all!
After discovering this, Lin Bufan immediately suspected that the system had tampered with the memories in his mind, otherwise he would not have forgotten it.
However, after a period of careful consideration, Lin Bufan rejected this answer! (The main reason was that the system's scolding was too harsh. Lin Bufan felt that the scolding was so harsh, which proved that the system was confident. Therefore, this matter should have nothing to do with the system!)
Lao Tzu once said that after eliminating all wrong answers, no matter how hard the remaining answer is to accept, it is the truth!
Therefore, Lin Bufan finally understood why he had no memory of this part - because he loved Brother Ji deeply!
The peak produces false support, the dusk witnesses the true believers!
As a member of the Little White Boys, Lin Bufan naturally wouldn't believe the negative news about Brother Ji, so it was natural that he would automatically filter it out of his mind after a long time!
Although he couldn't think of the reason for Brother Ji's downfall, it didn't bother Lin Bufan. Male celebrities, especially male idols, had a few reasons for their downfall: fan affairs, prostitution, infidelity, group sex... When the time came, he could just accuse Brother Ji of any of them and be done with it!
After writing down all the landslide stars in his memory, Lin Bufan began to compare them again. After all, some people do not exist in this world!
After all the hard work along the way, when they returned to the underground garage of Xiaofan Entertainment, Lin Bufan finally completed the list: "Qu Yaoguai, have the company's screenwriter write a script for "Prison on Fire" and then invite these people to participate according to this list!"
Qu Xiaoxiao stopped checking her seatbelt and took the list from Lin Bufan's hand to read it: "Cai Xukun - jailed for stir-frying noodles!
Li Yifeng - jailed for prostitution!
Li Xiaolu - Imprisoned for Hairdressing!
Fan Bingbing - jailed for tax evasion!
......"
Qu Xiaoxiao looked at the densely packed list in her hand, her mouth twitching as if she'd been electrocuted. "Mr. Lin, what are you up to? Is this the script for 'Prison on Fire'? Why does it look like a special episode of 'Today's Statement' to me?"
Qu Xiaoxiao swung the list Lin Bufan had written down loudly. "Jail for having sex with pimps? Jail for soliciting prostitution? Tax evasion? My goodness, are you planning on making a movie or a legal education video? The State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television would give you a banner if they saw it!"
"There's no need for a silk banner, but we still have to hold a commendation meeting because I have something I want to say!"
"What the hell are you talking about!" Qu Xiaoxiao slapped Lin Bufan on the shoulder in annoyance. "Look at what absurd plot you've come up with! Having a popular young actor play a role of being caught soliciting prostitution? Having a married woman play a cheating wife? Having a top star engage in tax evasion? Even if these stars are mentally ill, the management companies behind them can't all be sick, right? How could they possibly let their artists accept such a script?"
"If they don't accept, just increase the price!" Lin Bufan waved his hand nonchalantly, "It's impossible that they don't even make money, right?"
Qu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and slammed the list on the dashboard. "Master Lin, this isn't about the money at all! If you ask these popular stars to play such self-destructive roles, they won't take them no matter how much money you offer them!"
"Then add more!" Lin Bufan said arrogantly, "Add more until they are willing to perform!"
Qu Xiaoxiao didn't mention that these people were unwilling to do so. According to Lin Bufan's suggestion, no one could possibly resist. After all, it was just a movie, not real!
But what puzzled Qu Xiaoxiao was why Lin Bufan did this?
Lin Bufan naturally saw Qu Xiaoxiao's confusion, so he kindly explained: "This is my dream. For a dream, it is worth spending any amount of money."
Qu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "What a ridiculous dream! I think you just have too much money to burn!"
After a pause, Qu Xiaoxiao added, "Okay, okay, I'll do my best. But let me be frank, if they really don't come, there's nothing I can do. After all, I can't kidnap them, right?"
Lin Bufan nodded to show his understanding, but soon, Lin Bufan thought that he couldn't even remember when these people's scandals broke out. It would be a pity if the scandals broke out before the movie was released!
So, Lin Bufan hurriedly warned Qu Xiaoxiao, "By the way, we must include a breach of contract clause in the contract! If the movie can't be released due to their personal reasons, they will have to pay a huge penalty!"
"What if they expose the scandal after the movie is released, causing the movie to be pulled from shelves?"
"Then forget about it." Lin Bufan snapped his fingers nonchalantly. "Once the film is released, it won't have anything to do with them. Then they can go about their business as they please!"
Qu Xiaoxiao stuffed the list into her bag and asked casually, "Is this the reason you came to see me today?"
Lin Bufan slapped his thigh suddenly because Brother Ji almost forgot about the main task: "Help me check someone, Nuolan, the new host of Magic City Radio. The more detailed the better."
Qu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and no longer had the desire to complain. There was nothing she could do, she had become numb!
After returning to Qu Xiaoxiao's office, Lin Bufan collapsed on the sofa and started playing with his mobile phone!
Qu Xiaoxiao sat down next to Lin Bufan and fed him a peeled orange while saying, "Oh, by the way, I have something to ask! A few variety shows have invited us and want you and Sang Biao to be guests. Do you want to go?"
Lin Bufan refused without a second thought: "No, I'm busy filming every day, how can I have the free time? I might as well go play with Gao Wen with this time!"
Qu Xiaoxiao raised her lips in a sly smile: "Oh? This time the program team also invited Da Mimi as a flying guest, you really don't..."
Lin Bufan suddenly raised his head, his eyes shining like searchlights: "Sang Biao has been a little bored recently. For the sake of his physical and mental health, I will reluctantly take him out for a walk to relax!"
Qu Xiaoxiao crossed her arms, a look of disdain on her face: "Come on! How can I not see through your little tricks?"
Lin Bufan smiled awkwardly and touched his nose: "As expected, nothing can be hidden from Miss Qu. Actually... I do have some selfish motives."
Qu Xiaoxiao showed an expression of "I knew this earlier" and raised her chin proudly!
"Isn't 'Battle of the Forbidden City' almost finished filming?" Lin Bufan said seriously, "This is a good opportunity to promote the movie and save us some publicity costs."
Qu Xiaoxiao: ...
Damn it!
After stuffing an orange slice into Qu Xiaoxiao's mouth, Lin Bufan asked with a smile, "By the way, you haven't told me what show Da Mi Mi will be participating in!"
As the saying goes, one who eats someone's food should be grateful, and one who takes someone's food should be soft-handed. After eating Lin Bufan's orange, Qu Xiaoxiao readily gave the answer: "'Longing for the Days' is one of those slow-paced variety shows where celebrities go to the countryside to experience life. It's been quite popular recently. You should have heard of it, right?"
Ever heard of it?
More than just heard of it!
Lin Bufan was too familiar with the idea of yearning, such as the evil gardenia, who said these beans were old, and these beans were great, but he still remembered them vividly to this day!
"Longing for the Days?" Lin Bufan muttered again, and immediately confirmed again: "Is it the program where they cook and do farm work in the Mushroom House?"
"Yeah, that's it."
"Okay, I'll go!" After confirming, Lin Bufan immediately agreed!
"Okay then, remember to save time and start recording next Wednesday!"
Lin Bufan nodded to show he understood, then instructed Qu Xiaoxiao, "By the way, when Sang Biao and I get out of the airport, remember not to skimp on your money. You must hire more professional fake fans. Of course, you also need reporters and security to go with them. Not a single one can be missing! You have to pull out all the stops!"
Qu Xiaoxiao chuckled, "Is it really necessary to go through so much trouble? As long as the news of Sang Biao's going gets out, the airport will definitely be packed with people. It's guaranteed to be very prestigious."
Lin Bufan reached out and poked Qu Xiaoxiao's forehead: "Are you stupid? Those people are going after Sang Biao, what does it have to do with me?
Besides, who do you think I'm putting on this show for? If all the fans at the scene go to take pictures with Sang Biao and leave me aside, won't that bastard be so proud afterwards?
Qu Xiaoxiao couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing: "Okay, okay, I'll arrange it for you! I guarantee that your Young Master Lin's event will be even more grand than Sang Biao's!"
"That's about right." Lin Bufan nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly remembered something: "Oh, remember to find a few professional fans who can take photos and edit them. I want to make the airport photos a hot search! I've even thought of the title - The father of mecha, Lin Bufan, recorded "Longing Days" with his pet dog, and the fans greeted him at the airport and it was a hot scene!
Oh, and I'll also be planning some performances that showcase my personal charm. For example, if a fan falls, I don't hire a bodyguard to stop them and go to help them. Then, the fan takes the opportunity to hug me and won't let go. Faced with this blatant act of taking advantage, I reach out and stop the bodyguard who's about to pull the fan away, magnanimously saying, "The fan is just overly excited and it's okay to just hug them."
This fan was so moved by me that he burst into tears. After letting go of my hand, he kept bowing to me and apologizing. I quickly helped him up, reached into my pocket and took out a handkerchief. After wiping his tears, I gave it to him as a souvenir!
For example, because there were too many people picking up the passengers at the airport, the order at the airport was too chaotic. I stepped forward to maintain order and persuaded the fans to leave!
besides……"
"Stop, stop, stop!" Qu Xiaoxiao couldn't bear to listen any longer and interrupted Lin Bufan directly: "Master Lin, are you going to record a variety show or star in an idol drama? These plots are too fake, right? If it is revealed that this is all acting, your character will be completely shattered!"
Lin Bufan thought about it and felt that what Qu Xiaoxiao said made sense, but he was also reluctant to give up like this!
Soon, Lin Bufan had another idea: "What you said, Monster Qu, does make sense. But since people's hearts are difficult to control and are prone to betrayal, let's not use humans. Let's use a dog instead. This dog can't go to reporters to expose the news, right?"
Facing Qu Xiaoxiao's puzzled look, Lin Bufan explained, "I mean, why not just replace the fan I rescued in the script with a dog? The effect will be the same anyway!"
Qu Xiaoxiao: ...