ebookland Chapter 108 It’s not that I have a low sense of humor, it’s that you don’t understand
Chapter 108 It’s not that I have a low sense of humor, it’s that you don’t understand
A rough male voice came from Qin Hanmei's house.
When Yun Jiaojiao and Xie Zhennan heard the voice, they all stood at her door in shock.
"I tested it in several places with a flashlight, and they all lit up."
The rough male voice sounded again. Yun Jiaojiao pricked up her ears and listened carefully, then turned her head and asked Xie Zhennan: "Zhennan, is this the voice of Battalion Commander Zhao?"
"Yes."
Xie Zhennan looked stunned at this moment.
We met last night, and tonight he went to the girl's house to repair the circuit for her. Zhao Biao is such an awesome guy!
"Looks like there's no need for us to set up a dinner party to help them get together, they've already started dating."
Xie Zhennan lowered his head and glanced at the gift in Yun Jiaojiao's hand.
"Wife, are you still going in to give me gifts?"
"Not going in."
Yun Jiaojiao changed her mind without hesitation.
"Tomorrow weekend, when we return from the Martyrs' Cemetery, I'll go to help my elder sister at her noodle stall, and then I'll give her the gift."
If she and Xie Zhennan went in now, they would see two 100-watt light bulbs, the kind that were bright without any electricity.
"Then let's go back."
"I can't do what I love, so why go back so early?"
Xie Zhennan turned around to leave, but Yun Jiaojiao grabbed his arm.
"Let's stay here and listen."
"See how Big Sister and Captain Zhao get along."
"Wife, what did you mean by that just now?"
Xie Zhennan didn't follow Yun Jiaojiao's train of thought at all.
Yun Jiaojiao withdrew her gaze from the yard and glanced at him.
"Which one?"
Xie Zhennan said with a slight heat on his face: "Again, we can't do what we love, so why go back so early?"
"This sentence."
Is that what he meant?
"That's what you understand."
Hearing the awkward tone of his voice, Yun Jiaojiao knew that he had guessed it.
"Stop talking."
"If Big Sister and Captain Zhao found out we were eavesdropping, they would be embarrassed."
After Xie Zhennan closed his mouth obediently, his eyes fixed on Yun Jiaojiao's thick black hair.
It turns out that his wife is looking forward to the wedding night just like him.
That night, he must be extremely alert and create a wonderful wedding night for his wife so that she can remember it for the rest of her life.
Yun Jiaojiao suddenly felt a chill on her back.
Why is it so cold tonight!
Yun Jiaojiao gathered her coat and continued to lie on the blue brick wall at the door, listening to the movements in the yard.
"It's impossible."
"The circuit isn't broken, so why didn't the light come on when I turned on the switch last night?"
Qin Hanmei was wearing a red ankle-length skirt with a white sweater over it, a black polka-dot headband on her head, and her long, satin-black hair hung softly on her back.
Under the fair and small earlobes are the most popular hoop earrings nowadays.
She wore a pair of black high heels.
The beauty is bright and ostentatious.
"There must be something wrong with this circuit, Captain Zhao, please check it carefully again."
Qin Hanmei walked towards Zhao Biao, twisting her feet in her high heels.
Judging from the look in Zhao Biao's eyes, he is determined to win.
Xie Zhennan has a third sister, and she has no way to win over Xie Zhennan.
Zhao Biao is a bachelor, and she doesn't believe that she can't win him over with her beauty and charm.
"Well, let me check it carefully again."
Qin Hanmei leaned over, and the fragrance of cold cream kept drilling into Zhao Biao's nostrils.
When Zhao Biao smelled the fragrance, his heart beat faster and he took a deep breath unconsciously.
A woman's body smells so damn good.
No wonder the team leader has been going to his sister-in-law’s rental house every day for rest since he got married.
The fragrance of a woman alone is enough to make people reluctant to leave, not to mention being able to do other things.
"Thank you for your hard work, Captain Zhao."
"The circuit will be fixed soon, and the room will be bright. I'll give Captain Zhao some food."
"The noodles I made are delicious."
"Pfft!"
Yun Jiaojiao couldn't help but let out a soft laugh.
Xie Zhennan, who was standing behind her, reached out and covered her mouth in time, so the two of them did not alarm Qin Hanmei and Zhao Biao.
"Wife, are those words from my aunt so funny?"
Xie Zhennan didn't understand the mystery and didn't understand Yun Jiaojiao's behavior.
"You have such a low sense of humor."
Yun Jiaojiao moved the big hand covering her mouth away and whispered, "It's not that I have a low sense of humor, it's that you don't understand."
"I don't understand???"
"Those few words are easy to understand!"
After Yun Jiaojiao's reminder, Xie Zhennan finally understood the meaning of Qin Hanmei's words.
That sentence can be understood in such a way!
I've lived for twenty-eight years, and this is the first time I've heard someone say this!
Xie Zhennan's rough face instantly turned red all the way to his ears.
"You understand all this messy knowledge very quickly."
Xie Zhennan, with a red face, tapped Yun Jiaojiao's head gently.
"Don't learn this messy knowledge from your aunt, lest you learn bad things."
"No, no, no."
Yun Jiaojiao said she didn't want to learn, but she rolled her eyes in her heart.
Whatever the elder sister can do and understands, she can do and understands it all.
She can do it, she understands it, but the elder sister may not be able to do it, and may not understand it.
It’s hard to say who leads whom astray.
"I came here after having dinner at the military district cafeteria. I'm not hungry. There's no need to trouble Comrade Qin to fire at night."
"When I haven't eaten and am hungry, I will taste Comrade Qin's lower body."
Zhao Biao pointed at the electric pen, bent over to check the circuit, and responded to Qin Hanmei's questions.
Qin Hanmei moved her feet, always keeping a distance of less than a foot from him.
"Okay."
"Zhao Biao is such a fool."
Zhao Biao's answer almost made Xie Zhennan, who had great patience, burst out laughing.
"Fortunately, my aunt liked Zhao Biao and just wanted to marry him. Otherwise, my aunt would have sold him out, and that fool Zhao Biao would still be happily counting money for my aunt."
After bending over and checking for five minutes, Zhao Biao finally found the fault.
"Comrade Qin, why is half of the glass cover of this light bulb missing?"
After Zhao Biao removed the trumpet-shaped lampshade, he found that half of the transparent glass cover of the incandescent bulb was missing, as if half had been knocked off by someone.
"It turns out the light bulb is broken."
"I was wondering why the lights didn't come on last night."
Qin Hanmei sighed softly behind Zhao Biao.
It was discovered so quickly!
She knocked off the glass cover of the light bulb and specially covered the broken bulb with a trumpet-shaped lampshade, just to make it difficult for Zhao Biao to find the fault and extend the time she spent with Zhao Biao.
"I don't know why half of the light bulb is missing."
Qin Hanmei quickly adjusted her mood.
The fact that this man was able to discover the problem so quickly proves that he is good at thinking and careful in his work.
"Maybe it was bitten off by a rat."
"I run a noodle stall and have a lot of flour, grain, and oil stored at home. There are always rats in my house."
"A mouse weighing more than a pound is fatter than a rabbit."
Zhao Biao: “…”
Bitten off by a rat!
Does the mouse have bones of steel?
He finally understood that the light bulb was broken by the woman on purpose.