ebookland Chapter 376: Not full, really not full
Chapter 376: Not full, really not full
The scene that has appeared in dreams countless times, that dreamy shadow.
Now, it really appeared before his eyes.
Real and unreal.
Soon, the boundary between reality and illusion was broken.
Bai Zimu lowered his head and stared at Taotao who was standing in front of him. That's right, he was 100% sure that this was not a dream.
Because - the little black guy in the dream was not that short.
Tsk~ The little black guy wouldn’t lie about his height, right? Is 168cm really that short?! Bai Zimu was slightly distracted as he pondered this “serious” question.
Tao Yao put his hands behind his back, with a faint smile on his face, and raised his head with difficulty: "Little brother Jiujiu?!"
Damn it! How could it be so high again! Tao Yao cursed secretly in her heart.
Isn't it said that the average male height in Dragon Country is only about 170cm?!
How come Taotao always meets girls who are at least 183cm tall?!
"Ah."
Bai Zimu responded coolly, glanced at the furry thing inadvertently exposed on Taoyao's back, and made some guesses in his heart.
Could Taotao have brought him a gift? She’s so polite, so polite.
Well, stuffed toys and the like are actually pretty good. No matter what gift Taotao gives him, he won’t dislike it.
But he had to be well prepared and not let this surprise go to waste.
While Bai Zimu was happily fantasizing.
"White Pond?"
A tentative voice interrupted Bai Zimu's beautiful reverie.
"Um???"
Bai Zimu responded subconsciously.
wrong! ! !
His eyes suddenly widened. Why did she call him Bai Ze? How did Tao Tao know? How did he reveal the truth?
Countless question marks popped up in his mind, and before he could figure it out, he saw the little black man take out a feather duster from behind.
Bai Zimu: (wДw)
What? ! !
Isn't it a gift?!
Isn't it a plush toy? ! !
How did it turn into a feather duster!!!
"Okay! It's really you!!"
Tao Yao gritted her teeth and went upstairs, waving a feather duster.
"Crack~"
Without any warning, Bai Zimu was hit. He immediately covered his arm with his hand and looked at Tao Yao in disbelief.
Bai Zimu: Damn! Really fighting! !
Taoyao: Haha, otherwise you would just be pretending to fight. Taotao never pretends to fight!
Taoyao picked up the feather duster again.
Again? !
Seeing that the situation was not good, Bai Zimu immediately prepared to escape. If he didn't escape, would he stay there and wait to be beaten? ! He is not stupid!
You don't obey and get beaten, but you dare to run? Your crime is even more serious! Tao Yao chased after him in a rage.
Run! Let you run!!
The chase officially began, um...it was over before it even began.
Bai Zimu distanced himself from Tao Yao with a few big strides, and aimed at the thriving tree he had just observed while flirting with flowers and girls. With his agile and quick movements, and his amazing arm strength, he used both his hands and feet to quickly climb up the tree.
Tao Yao didn't even see how little brother Jiujiu climbed up, and could only stand under the tree in frustration.
She angrily raised her head and stood under the tree with her hands on her hips, shouting: "Get down Taotao!!!"
The sound was so loud that the leaves seemed to tremble along with it.
She is indeed a soprano who can sing "Torment". Bai Zimu admires her very much and puts an earplug in her left ear. With the little black man's voice, one ear is enough.
Taoyao was shaking with anger under the tree.
Damn it! Damn little brother Jiujiu! ! If I had known, I would have coaxed him into the house and then closed the door and beat the dog! ! !
"You can't come down?!" Tao Yao pointed at Bai Zimu with a feather duster.
"If you tell me to come down, I'll come down." Bai Zimu put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the tree trunk and retorted: "I won't come down. If you have the guts, come up, little black guy, hehehe~"
The sound of laughter echoed all around.
Taotao has always been the only one who makes people angry. I have never been made so angry by anyone before.
Tao Yao was so angry that she lost all her mind and kicked the tree trunk hard.
Bai Zimu hugged the tree trunk reflexively.
result--
The leaves of the big tree trembled slightly to show respect, but they were not as powerful as the "rolling down" just now.
"Hahahahahaha~"
Bai Zimu laughed loudly on the tree without giving any face, "Did you miss lunch, little black guy?!"
Taoyao: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Tao Yao was so mad that she threw the feather duster in her hand onto the tree, "Come down Tao Tao! Can't you come down?!"
The feather duster brushed past the bottom layer of leaves and then fell off, without even touching Bai Zimu's hair.
"Lululu~" Bai Zimu became even more fearless. He stopped hugging the tree trunk and stood at the intersection of some branches, opened his arms and said, "If you don't want to come down, then don't come down. Come up if you can, little black guy. I'll wait for you here."
Just come up, Taotao doesn’t believe it!
Angry and confused, Tao Yao rolled up his sleeves and prepared to climb the tree.
Bai Zimu: ???
It really works.
Bai Zimu was nervous for a second, afraid that she would fall halfway up the mountain.
result--
Taoyao held onto the tree trunk at the bottom and struggled upwards, but...then she stood still.
Bai Zimu's lips trembled slightly, the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised and then he pulled them straight, he was still muttering in a low voice: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh out loud, otherwise you will offend the little black guy to death."
Tao Yao secretly raised her eyes and glanced at little brother Jiujiu. Seeing that he consciously looked away, she was satisfied.
Then she brushed off the dust on her body from climbing the tree and pretended nothing had happened.
The two of them were in perfect sync, as if they had forgotten what had just happened, and continued to fight.
2000 YEARS LATER
The sun sets and night falls.
It was unknown how long Tao Yao had been struggling. She was tired and squatted under the tree, drawing circles and cursing him, while asking, "Little brother, are you hungry?"
Is this because he is no longer angry?! Or is he really hungry?!
Bai Zimu pondered and asked, "Are you hungry?"
Tao Yao nodded listlessly, and rubbed her belly pitifully: "I'm hungry. Tao Tao didn't have enough for lunch, and I haven't had dinner yet. How can I not be hungry? Little brother, do you want to come down to eat?"
——Someone who had a roujiamo, a big bowl of cold noodles, a whole roast duck at noon and also ate a whole cucumber after the meal, well, he was not full, really not full.
"Tsk~" Bai Zimu's heart softened, but he still wanted to be mean: "You little black guy, beg me, and I will come down to eat if you beg me."
Please? You?!
"Crack~" Tao Yao accidentally broke the branch in her hand.
In Bai Zimu's blind spot, she lowered her head and clenched her back teeth, "Little brother Jiujiu, you really dare to think like this! !
The next second, Taoyao had a sweet smile on her face, and even the Sichuan Opera's face-changing was not as fast as hers.
She tilted her head back and said in a soft voice, "Please, Brother Jiujiu, please come down quickly. Taotao is so hungry."