ebookland Chapter 118 Straight Man
Chapter 118 Straight Man
"If you don't go to the hospital, go to the clinic. Pick one."
"Do we have to make a choice inside? Can't we just sleep at home? Don't you have a private doctor or a private hospital? Can't you just ask them to come over?"
"Have you read too many novels?"
Wenwen still had the energy to argue with him at this time: "Then you'd better find someone who doesn't read novels in the future, then you will be blessed."
Lu Yu'an asked: "How come a fever made you stupid?"
He could see that Wen Wen was too resistant to the hospital, and he would definitely not be happy even if he was taken to the hospital.
Since he didn't want to go to the clinic or the hospital, he had already told the doctors about the general situation and would be able to come here for an IV drip soon.
"If you don't want to go, then don't go." Lu Yu'an touched Wen Wen's forehead, and the hot touch came through his palm. "I'll help you cool down physically later. The porridge is already drying. I'll bring it to you later to cool it down first."
"I don't want to surrender."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Wen Wen: "I don't want anything."
"You're quite capable." Lu Yu'an helped him cover the quilt. "But you're already in this state, what else can you do? You can't jump up and stop me, right?"
Wen Wen: “…”
Mockery, this is definitely blatant mockery!
Bullying him is because he is a patient!
Enough of these people!
If anyone lives with this kind of person in the future, he will be unlucky for the rest of his life. Anyway, he is already very unlucky now.
When the cold towel touched his forehead, Wen Wen shuddered subconsciously.
"Don't shake."
"Now you don't even have the right to tremble? You are so domineering."
After Wen Wen had a good sleep, he felt much better than before.
Now I can joke with him.
Lu Yu'an gently wiped his face with another towel, "Not really, I just don't want you to tremble, I just want to bully you."
"Then you are really a boss."
"Have a bowl of porridge later, then take the medicine. After you finish the medicine, the doctor will be here soon, and I'll give you an IV."
Wen Wen said "Oh" languidly, without much reaction, "Will I be fine after the IV drip?"
Lu Yuan said: "It will get better."
"What about the porridge? Why don't I drink it now?"
"Let it dry for you first. I'll give it to you to drink when it's cool."
"I don't like cold drinks, I like hot drinks, and I want to drink it now. Can't you bring it to me now?"
"You like hot drinks? Do you want me to heat it up again? It might be lukewarm now."
Wen Wen: “…”
He is just finding fault on purpose. Is Lu Yu'an mentally ill? He can't even see through this little trick.
"Forget it, just keep it warm. I'm a little hungry. Bring it over here."
Because of his illness, Wen Wen had no appetite, so Lu Yu'an only cooked white porridge for him. If anything was added to it, Wen Wen would want to vomit it out as soon as he saw it.
Lu Yu'an's cooking skills are getting better day by day. Everything he makes is impeccable. Once you eat it, you will love it.
Wen Wen looked at him and asked sincerely, "How do you think I should eat?"
"Of course, drink it with your mouth."
"Then I'll just put my mouth to the bowl?"
Lu Yu'an raised his eyebrows, "If you want, you can also put your mouth to me."
Wen Wen: “…”
How can there be such vicious people in this world?
To say such vicious words.
"It's not impossible to do it to you. Aren't you afraid that I'm covered in germs and it won't take long for me to infect you."
"Then let's get sick together, get IV drips together, and be a pair of star-crossed lovers." Lu Yu'an said, and took a bite with another clean spoon. After confirming that the temperature was appropriate, he asked, "Then may I have the honor of feeding you?"
"Barely."
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Wen Wen got sick for no apparent reason. His fever was almost completely gone after he got an IV drip and a good night's sleep.
After the fever went away, his throat no longer hurt, his head no longer exploded, and the children at the village entrance no longer cooked him into a duck.
The fever subsided so quickly that he almost thought everything that had happened before was an illusion.
"Do you think there is a possibility that you are unlucky with me, so I have been so unlucky recently and I am sick? Do you think there is a possibility that my last fever just subsided and it will come back soon after the fever came back?"
"Will not."
"No, I think it's just a lie, but it's really strange. I usually set the air conditioner to such a low temperature when I sleep, and I'm covered with a quilt. How come I suddenly have a fever for no reason? Not to mention that you helped me turn up the air conditioner temperature later."
This sudden fever made Wen Wen shudder and it was terrifying when he thought about it carefully.
It would be even more terrifying if you didn't think about it.
It's impossible that someone had tattooed a doll on him to murder him. He is a young man from the 21st century and has never believed in such feudal superstitions.
But is it really possible that someone had stabbed him with a voodoo doll?
That's why his luck has been so bad recently.
But thinking about it carefully, he hadn't offended anyone recently. He was just an ordinary college student who had to go to bed early. He said the only special thing about him was that he was about to get engaged at such a young age.
Lu Yu'an has quite a few suitors. I even suspect that some fanatical fan of Lu Yu'an secretly tattooed a doll on him, hoping that he would die soon and leave his brother Yu'an sooner.
The more Wen Wen thought about it, the more scared he felt, and soon goose bumps appeared on his body.
"Hey Lu Yu'an, besides me, Deng Feng and Yang Guan, is there anyone else who calls you brother? Is there anyone who calls you brother with two overlapping words?"
"Why are you asking this?" Lu Yu'an felt a little puzzled. "No one would call me for such a strange reason."
"Then I feel quite confused. Why would I call you Brother Lu? I already added a brother at the end, so why can't others add two brothers?"
"Your nature..."
"They are similar in nature, right? I think so too. From the beginning, I felt that there was nothing wrong between these two words. They are both brothers, but there is just one more word. Is there any change?"
"Okay then." Lu Yu'an compromised completely. "If what you said is true, since there is no difference between brother and elder brother, then you can call me Brother Lu."
Wen Wen was so frightened by this name that he got goosebumps.
"It's not Lu Yu'an, you are so disgusting. Brother Lu, why don't you call Lu Kekekeke and follow the hen to lay eggs. Brother Lu will return the sky."
"That's enough, little drama queen." Lu Yu'an touched his head, "No one has ever called me that."
Wen Wen sighed, a little regretful, "Okay, then do you have any new suitors recently? Are there some particularly passionate people pursuing you? But you rejected them, especially the kind that looks like they would harbor resentment."
"No." Lu Yu'an stared into his eyes, really wanting to see what he was thinking about every day.
"Really? You're not trying to comfort me and deliberately making up a reason to lie to me. What if it really is true?"
"It won't happen." Lu Yu'an explained to him, "Everyone around me knows that I'm getting ready to get married. No one dares to like me at this time. So from now on, Wen Wen, I will only have you, and only you."
"Okay." Wen Wen responded, "Since you said that, I will reluctantly believe you. It's just that no one dares to like you, but there are still people who dare to like me. You only have me, so can I also add others? In the future, we will have many people and live a good life. We can always live a good life."
Lu Yu'an: "...How many people are many people?"
"I'm not sure about this yet. There are still some people pursuing me, but I haven't agreed to them yet. Once I agree to all of them, I'm not sure how many people I will recruit. I'll talk about it then. But it doesn't matter. Don't worry, Brother Lu, you will always be number one in my heart. You are my top one."
"Have you already agreed to some of the people?"
"How is that possible? I told them that I was getting married to Lu Yu'an, and then some of them asked me if I could consider them after I broke up with you. I asked them to go to France to queue up first, and then I would call them when they were in line."
Lu Yuan: “…”
Lu Yu'an said to him seriously: "Wen Wen, they won't be in line anymore, so we can tell them to disperse now. We won't break up in the future."
"We really won't break up. After all, we're going to get married. If we ever break up, we'll just get divorced. Oh, no, we're not married yet. We're just engaged. Engagement and marriage are two different things."
"That's why we have to get engaged before we get married. Let's seize the opportunity of engagement first. Once you are old enough, we will get married."
However, whenever he thought about the fact that he would be engaged soon and married soon, and that he would be the legendary family man, he wanted to laugh.
When they were having a meal outside, if Lu Yu'an called him to check on him, he would answer all of Lu Yu'an's questions one by one, and then people around him would tease him, "Oh, is President Wen so henpecked?"
He had already thought about how he should respond in a pretentious way: "It's not that I'm henpecked, it's that I respect him enough, I love him enough, and it's also a response to his love for me."
This sentence is bound to make others feel very proud.
OK, that’s getting off topic.
He should still be studying the matter of the villain, so how did he get to the future?
Or when he has to do such hard social work in the future, he would rather his role and Lu Yu'an's role be reversed, and he could eat, drink and have fun at home every day, and if he remembers, he can check on her, and if he doesn't remember, forget it.
After all, he completely trusted Lu Yu'an.
In his mind, Lu Yu'an represents money. He is the child of the Lu family, with a wealthy family and good grades. He is the dream object of countless people. Such an excellent person ended up being the one who got the chance. If he was going to cheat, he should not have rejected the confessions of so many girls before.
Since you have rejected it before, it means you don’t like it.
Not liking someone else means you only like him.
The matter of the villain came to a temporary end, and Wen Wen found that he was even more unlucky.
The whole villa was covered with carpets, and even the table legs had protective covers to prevent Wen Wen from hurting himself again. So when he was in the villa, his bad luck was no longer just harming his body.
He looked at the big bump on his head in the mirror, and the resentment in his heart became even greater. "No, is this really reasonable?"
This morning, when he was brushing his teeth, the shampoo on the cabinet suddenly fell down. The unopened shampoo had a certain weight and hit him directly on the head, and soon a huge bump appeared on his head.
Is this really normal?
The shampoo had always been placed neatly, and the cabinet door was always closed. For some reason, the shampoo suddenly fell down and hit him on the head so coincidentally. What was even more coincidental was that it was hit when he was brushing his teeth.
Is all this really reasonable?
Why didn't Lu Yu'an get hit, but he got hit instead? The god of fate favored him with this bottle of shampoo. Is this fate?
After this incident, Lu Yu'an cleared out all the things specified in the regulations and did not allow anything to be placed on them, for fear that another accident would happen next time and something would suddenly fall and hit Wen Wen on the head.
After doing this, Wen Wen was indeed not hit by big objects like shampoo.
When he was playing with his mobile phone, he was inexplicably hit by his mobile phone. It hit his eyes inexplicably, and the corner of his eye turned red instantly.
It took three days for the redness at the corner of my eye to disappear.
Even though he had tried to play with his phone before and accidentally hit himself in the face, it had never left a scar.
His life was like walking on thin ice and facing the abyss.
"No, I'm too unlucky. Is this really a matter of bad luck? I don't think it's a matter of bad luck. I really don't believe that I would be so unlucky. If all this is true, I don't believe it either."
The main theme is a state of not believing in anything.
"There's something mysterious about you lately, so I recommend you stay away from home for the time being."
"I am a soulless person who doesn't go out. If you imprison me at home every day, what's the difference between that and imprisoning a canary? You will make me feel like I am also a canary you raise."
"You are my drama queen." Lu Yu'an tapped his head. "Don't keep thinking about those things. I will go and take a look at it for you. When the result comes out, I will tell you. You should be careful recently and don't get hurt again."
"Got it, you straight guy."
Even in this situation, he doesn't even know how to coax him. He is really a straight man.