ebookland Chapter 346 Going to the toilet upside down
Chapter 346 Going to the toilet upside down
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Tang Yu suddenly became interested; originally, he had only considered it from a business perspective.
They were preparing to make Ye Tian's divination ineffective.
Unexpectedly, Ye Tian pulled this trick on him. It seems that Ye Tian's divination is bound to fail.
Tang Yu stroked the accessories he was wearing on his hand and looked up at Ye Tian.
"Since that's the case, Young Master Ye, you actually demand that I kneel down and apologize."
"If your divination was inaccurate, then putting everything else aside, I won't ask you to kneel down and apologize. How about we change the punishment?"
Hearing this, Ye Tian's expression relaxed. He was somewhat worried that Tang Yu would make him kneel down and apologize.
In this day and age, it can be said to be so.
A man's knees are worth gold; he only kneels to heaven, earth, and his parents!
Kneeling down to apologize is an utter disgrace!
Otherwise, Han Xin wouldn't be so famous.
"You're lucky you know what's good for you, otherwise..."
Before he could finish his thought, Tang Yu spoke calmly.
"If you won't kneel down and apologize, how about we have Young Master Ye demonstrate how to use the toilet while doing a handstand?"
"What?! To pee upside down!"
Everyone present was stunned upon hearing this.
Xiang Yu and Zhang Liang looked at Tang Yu with surprise, their eyes filled with both curiosity and astonishment.
They never expected that Tang Yu would come up with such a bizarre way of punishing someone.
Ye Tian's eyes twitched, and he said angrily.
"Seniors can be killed, but not humiliated!"
"Boy, although we are both members of the anti-Qin alliance, why do you distrust me so much from the very beginning?"
"I'm telling you, I've remembered!"
Tang Yu didn't utter any more harsh words. What he needed to do today was to slowly create a rift between Xiang Yu and Ye Tian.
This gap doesn't need to be too big.
When Ye Tian's plans repeatedly failed, or rather, when Xiang Yu's plans repeatedly failed, the two sides would have any conflict, no matter how slight.
This gap would then become a sharp sword that would completely separate these two people who were determined to rebel against the Qin state.
This is also Tang Yu's most powerful assistant, so he can be said to have gained a lot today.
Inside Zhangtai Palace.
Tang Yu looked at Ying Zheng, who had a completely bewildered expression, and nodded with a wry smile.
"Yes, Your Majesty, you heard me right, I've run into Ye Tian again."
"Moreover, he walked right into my trap and ran right into my line of fire."
"When I went to look for Xiang Yu, he was sitting with Xiang Yu..."
Hearing this, Ying Zheng was both amused and exasperated.
He never imagined that this day would unfold in such a dramatic way.
He even planned to send a large force to hunt down the enemy within the Qin state.
After all, the other party posed a great threat to the entire Qin state. Unexpectedly, this was simply a freebie.
"Mr. Tang, I really don't know why you are so lucky."
"It seems that those who oppose the Qin state will eventually run into Mr. Tang's gun."
Listening to Ying Zheng's praise, Tang Yu shook his head, then looked at him.
"Your Majesty, are you the only one who is not worried about the safety of that brat Hu Hai?"
Upon hearing Tang Yu's words, a flash of anger crossed Ying Zheng's face.
"Worried?"
"What am I worried about?"
"If he really died on the battlefield, it could be considered as proving his loyalty with his death."
"The bastard things this kid has done are absolutely outrageous!"
Ying Zheng's voice became somewhat impatient as he spoke.
After all, for Ying Zheng...
Hu Hai's ability to usurp the throne can be attributed to his own skill and shrewdness.
Ying Zheng could not say anything.
But after this guy usurped the throne, he ruined the entire Qin state? And he even killed all his own brothers and sisters?
Everyone who comes here has to praise him as a ruthless person.
Even if Itachi Uchiha came, he would still have to offer me a cigarette.
But in the end, a faint hint of reluctance still flashed in Ying Zheng's eyes.
After all, this was his favorite youngest son; otherwise, he wouldn't have named him Huhai.
He then added another sentence.
"Besides, I trust Mr. Tang."
"What Mr. Tang gave us will surely become a treasure to protect that wicked son!"
Hearing Ying Zheng's words, Tang Yu slowly nodded and said to Ying Zheng.
"Your Majesty, please rest assured that Prince Huhai will be safe and sound."
"Besides, he has changed a lot and is completely different from the Hu Hai of the past. Why don't we give him a chance now?"
Hearing Tang Yu's words, a hint of relief flashed in Ying Zheng's eyes, and he slowly nodded.
After this topic was over, Ying Zheng turned his gaze to the table beside him.
On this table, there are three roasted sweet potatoes laid out.
Ying Zheng picked one up, peeled it open, and took a big bite. Tang Yu then said, somewhat incoherently.
"As for Mr. Tang's sweet potatoes... I think they'll be ready for harvest soon."
"The Cai family's sweet potatoes matured exceptionally quickly because of their hard work in cultivating them, but now the rest of their sweet potatoes are almost ripe."
"When will you return, Mr. Tang, to take charge of the overall situation?"
Hearing Ying Zheng's words, Tang Yu knew that the other party was not asking about his current identity, but about his identity as the Imperial Advisor Tang Yu.
After thinking for a moment, he spoke slowly.
"In that case, how about returning in a week?"
"good--"
……
Tang Yu spent the entire week in Xianyang City.
He and Li Mengyao found a large house.
While restarting his fabric business, he also helped him with other tasks.
Tang Yu was tossing and turning between Lü Zhi and Su Jinse, and this week he had really had his fill of fishing.
He even had some doubts about whether he had achieved his goal and completely restored the Qin Dynasty to its former glory.
Otherwise, how could I be so free?
Although he looks relaxed, the only thing that's really worn out for Tang Yu is his back.
After these past few days, even his physical condition is starting to give out.
But these three women are all incredibly alluring beauties.
Each of them had a deep love for Tang Yu.
Tang Yu couldn't refuse any of them.
Now, lying beside Lü Zhi, he was thinking about matters of the court.
He had never wished so much that he could be busy, so that... he wouldn't have to go home, right?
At this moment, Tang Yu was surprised. He actually experienced a midlife crisis, a common experience for middle-aged men in later generations, and the pain of having to pay his dues.
Finally, a week later, Tang Yu watched as Shen Lang returned to Xianyang City in his own identity with great fanfare.
Immediately, he also prepared to start his Qin State Foundation Strengthening Plan 2.0.