Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 129 I won’t do anything you don’t want me to do

The sound of slaughtering pigs disappeared instantly.

Jiang Yueyang threatened: "Little melon, delete the video right now, or I'll make you feel the cruelty of the Eighteen Levels of Hell once again!"

The system suddenly remembered something and deleted the video completely.

I remember that was when the host was six years old and was changing his teeth. Because the host was changing several teeth at the same time, he couldn't help laughing when he saw the host open his mouth to speak.

The host warned him several times, but he couldn't help it every time. Then, he was thrown into a small dark room and locked up for a full 108 days.

The small dark room was pitch black, and he didn't want to experience it again.

Seeing that the videos had been completely deleted, Jiang Yueyang said with a half-smile: [Little melon, I have a message for you: Don't do it, you won't die.]

The system responded obediently.

When Jiang Yueyang regained consciousness, she suddenly discovered that her colleagues were three meters away from her.

It can also be seen from the walking posture of some officials that they are avoiding her.

As if she was some kind of monster.

Jiang Yueyang frowned and asked in confusion: "Xiaogua, why are they suddenly acting so strangely? Weren't they quite friendly before?"

【Host, I didn't notice what happened. 】

Just now, when Jiang Yueyang said "I'll count to three", the officials around her had a bad premonition and instinctively stayed away.

Minister Jiang was even more outrageous. Jiang Yueyang had just said the word "laozi" when he lifted up his robe and ran away.

Now he is nowhere to be seen.

To be honest, Jiang Yueyang was a little bit shocked, but she was only disappointed for a second before she laughed it off.

[Humph! They don't want to play with me, but I don't want to play with a bunch of old men like them either!]

The system said flatteringly: [Yes, don't play with them! The host can pull the Third Prince, Kong Jijiu, Su Guogong and others to isolate them together.]

Several people who were named said that they were not children and had long stopped playing such childish games.

[No!] Jiang Yueyang rejected the system's proposal, [My time is precious, I don't want to waste it on them.]

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Yueyang felt someone pulling at her clothes. She turned around and saw it was Lu Yunting.

"I have something to tell you."

Jiang Yueyang nodded, "Well, go ahead."

The two walked forward side by side in tacit understanding. Lu Yunting coordinated with her steps and opened his thin lips slightly.

"Can you sell me some of those potatoes and sweet potatoes?" Lu Yunting explained, "My army is short of food and fodder, so we need to grow food to be self-sufficient."

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang slowly stopped.

She looked at Lu Yunting with puzzled eyes. What did it mean that there was insufficient food and grass and that they needed to be self-sufficient?

The grain and grass are not the imperial court...

Lu Yunting understood the doubt in her eyes, but said nothing. There are some things that cannot be spoken out loud, even if they are clear in the heart.

The system said: [The emperor is wary of the Lu family army, so naturally his subordinates won't let them have it easy. Withholding military pay and withholding food and fodder are common tactics.]

[They say a hungry rabbit will bite. Aren't they afraid that Lu Yunting will actually start a rebellion by doing this?]

The system did not answer. As a novice commander, he did not understand much about politics.

Jiang Yueyang sighed, looked at Lu Yunting and said meaningfully, "I don't like fighting, especially when our own people fight against each other."

"I don't like it either."

"I think your majesty is doing a pretty good job as the emperor."

Lu Yunting knew that the food and fodder were not withheld by Emperor Yuan, and he also knew that the change of power would inevitably result in rivers of blood.

This is not what he wants to see.

He didn't say whether Emperor Yuan was good or bad, but just looked into Jiang Yueyang's eyes and said, "I won't do anything you don't want me to do."

Pfft!Pfft!

Jiang Yueyang's heart skipped a beat. Was he confessing his love?

Seeing that she was stunned and didn't react, Lu Yunting panicked. Did she understand?

Am I too impatient?

Only a few breaths had passed, but he felt like a much longer time had passed.

Just as he was about to say that he was being abrupt, Jiang Yueyang smiled and said, "It doesn't count this time."

Lu Yunting didn't react to what she meant for a moment, and his face was full of confusion.

"I didn't even wear the pretty dress, nor did I bring the hairpin you gave me, so it doesn't count."

Lu Yunting slowly opened his eyes, his calm pupils gradually showed a smile, and the corners of his mouth rose wildly.

"Okay, but you have to remember what I said today and don't regret it."

"It depends on your performance." Jiang Yueyang picked up his feet again. "How many potatoes and sweet potatoes do you want?"

"The more, the merrier."

"Even though we have a close relationship, you still have to pay."

"Give."

Jiang Yueyang suddenly thought of something and asked again, "Do you have money? If not, I can give you credit temporarily."

"I'm not as miserable as you think."

"If you say so, then I'm going to ask for a lot of money."

"can."

The two of them walked forward, talking and laughing, and Lu Yunting sent her to Wenyuan Pavilion before leaving the palace.

At that time, on the other side, Emperor Yuan went straight to the Queen's Ning'an Palace after leaving the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and was standing in the hall at this time.

The Empress was somewhat surprised by Emperor Yuan's arrival, because at this time Emperor Yuan was either attending court or dealing with memorials.

The Empress bowed to him and asked, "Your Majesty, why are you here at this hour? What is the matter?"

Emperor Yuan did not answer, but waved his hand to dismiss all the eunuchs and palace maids in Ning'an Palace.

After everyone left, Emperor Yuan immediately threw himself into the arms of the Empress.

"Qingqing, that damn girl Jiang Yueyang bullied me."

The Queen: "..."

Since the two got married, Emperor Yuan rarely called her Qingqing as a nickname during the day.

What did Jiang Yueyang do to make His Majesty lose his composure like this?

She pushed Emperor Yuan's face away and asked, "What did Jiang Yueyang do to you?"

Emperor Yuan exaggerated what happened in the morning court to tell the Empress, and complained that Jiang Yueyang and the Left Prime Minister had teamed up to bully him.

The Empress was speechless after hearing this. "Your Majesty, you knew Jiang Yueyang was not someone you could mess with, so why did you insist on provoking her? What if she disappears for you? What will you do?"

Emperor Yuan originally wanted to ask where she could disappear to.

But then he thought again, she was so special, it was possible that she really could disappear out of thin air, so he stopped talking.

But he still felt aggrieved, "Jiang Yueyang is too much. She just picked on me and taunted me. Don't I have any dignity?"

"Who told you to do so many stupid things?" the Queen blurted out.

Emperor Yuan: “…”

"Hehe." The Queen twitched her lips. "Your Majesty, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that she didn't know we could hear her feelings, so it was inevitable that she didn't consider Your Majesty's face."

"Qingqing, you don't love me anymore!"

The Queen: "..."

The emperor slowly walked to the corner and squatted, leaving the empress with a lonely back, "As expected, love will fade away."