ebookland Chapter 162 Systematic Tea Talk
Chapter 162 Systematic Tea Talk
"Do you like spicy food?"
Several people responded in unison, "Eat."
Then, Jiang Yueyang sprinkled the three seasonings evenly on the skewers, and after grilling them for half a minute, they were ready to eat.
Several people immediately took a skewer each, and after taking a bite, their eyes suddenly lit up. These skewers were so delicious.
The Duchess of England exclaimed, "Master Xiao Jiang's cooking skills are amazing! It's better than any barbecue I've ever had."
"Madam is so complimentary."
"Master Xiao Jiang just sprinkled something on the meat. It smells so good?" asked Mrs. Shen.
"Chili powder, cumin, and salt and pepper."
"What is that?"
"Some edible spices."
Mrs. Shen didn't ask any more questions and ate the skewers in her hand one bite after another.
The air was filled with the aroma of chili peppers, making the man on the other side drool.
Emperor Yuan sniffed the unique fragrance in the air and couldn't help but ask, "Why does it smell so good over there?"
No one answered, because they didn't know either. Just at this moment, Emperor Yuan saw Jiang Yueyang sprinkling something on the skewers.
"Xie Xu, go over and find out how they roast the meat so fragrantly."
Hearing this, Xie Xu stood up and walked towards Jiang Yueyang.
As he slowly approached the group, he heard the Duchess of England say, "No, with such delicious barbecue, I need to drink a little. Do you want to join me?"
Gu Ruo and the others nodded reservedly, and Jiang Yueyang waved her hand to refuse, "I won't drink it."
The system laughed and said, "Haha... The host really can't drink. Otherwise, getting drunk and going crazy would be extremely embarrassing."
Mrs. Shen smiled secretly with her head down. She had heard from Censor Shen about Jiang Yueyang's drunken behavior.
The Duke of England's wife also heard from the Duke of England that at that time, the Duke of England imitated Jiang Yueyang's accent and sang the two songs that satirized His Majesty as a clown to her.
Lord Xiao Jiang is so talented.
Jiang Yueyang: [Little Melon, I recently learned about my rights as a host. I discovered that besides being able to lock you up in a dark room, I can also silence you. Tell me, do you want to be a mute host?]
Upon hearing this, the system immediately said: [I know the host is kind-hearted and has a sharp tongue but a soft heart. She would definitely not treat me like that.]
I am beautiful but I have a vicious heart and I will never let go of anything I have wronged.
[Oh my, the moon is so round today.] The system clumsily changed the subject, [It would be unreasonable not to eat some melon under such a beautiful moonlight. I have a melon about a drunken maniac, would you like to hear it, host?]
Xie Xu paused, and the group of people who were eating meat with big mouthfuls on the other side also paused.
Three melons a day, what a high yield!
Before Jiang Yueyang could say whether she wanted to listen or not, Xie Xu's voice came over.
"Master Xiao Jiang."
Jiang Yueyang and the others present looked over when they heard the sound.
"His Majesty sent me here to ask how you roast the meat so deliciously."
Jiang Yueyang answered without hesitation: "I sprinkled spices on the skewers."
Xie Xu glanced at what was in Jiang Yueyang's hand, nodded, and then turned back.
At this time, the maid who went to get the wine came back with two pots of wine and several wine glasses.
The Duchess of England personally poured wine for the group and said, "Come on, come on, let's indulge ourselves tonight and not leave until we're drunk!"
"Okay!" Mrs. Shen agreed.
Gu Ruo took the wine glass and smiled. They didn't dare to indulge themselves as so many people were watching them!
On the other side, Xie Xu told Emperor Yuan about Jiang Yueyang's method of grilling meat with spices.
"What spices?"
"did not ask."
Emperor Yuan: “…”
Emperor Yuan was quite speechless and said, "Go ask her for some."
Xie Xu didn't move. "Spices are expensive. I'm embarrassed to accept them."
Upon hearing this, Emperor Yuan looked across at Minister Jiang and called out suggestively, "My dear minister?"
Minister Jiang: “…”
Minister Jiang cursed impatiently in his heart, "You don't want to ask yourself?"
Am I your father?
Do I have to take care of your eating, drinking, defecating and urinating?
Although his heart was full of resentment, Minister Jiang still stood up and walked towards Jiang Yueyang step by step.
Seeing that Jiang Yueyang was silent and only focused on grilling, the system had no choice but to cry out: "Host sister, don't you love me anymore? Do you really want to be that heartless and unfaithful woman?"
I've dedicated my whole body and soul to you. If you don't want me anymore, I might as well buy a piece of tofu and kill myself!
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
Minister Jiang: [……]
Everyone who heard the inner voice: [……]
The barbecue in the third prince's mouth fell to the ground with a plop. What was going on?
The system completely disregarded the lives of others and continued to chatter: "Yes, I am just a cold system. I can't warm your bed when it's cold, and I can't offer you kisses or hugs."
I don't blame my sister for abandoning me, I blame myself for not being good enough. Don't worry, sister, I won't pester you. I will automatically disappear in front of my brother and sister and silently protect them.
Lu Yunting inexplicably felt like he was being manipulated.
The married people of Emperor Yuan were stunned when they heard these words. Why did they sound so familiar?
Those who couldn't understand the conversation were full of doubts. What did Lord Xiao Jiang do to that little kid?
Why does it sound like a heartless man trying to cheat people out of money and sex...
Duke of England: At this time, the lady had already slapped him.
The third prince was overjoyed, hahahaha... Jiang Yueyang, there will also be a day when you will be speechless!
"Brothers and sisters, don't worry about me. I can take care of myself. The worst thing is heartbreak, inconsolable pain... I'm fine."
The Duchess of England was very familiar with the system's pretentious tone. It was just the kind of words concubines would say when they wanted to stir up trouble!
Wow, this little kid learned it so vividly.
It smells like that!
Jiang Yueyang laughed out of anger. She really didn't expect the system to suddenly do this to her.
Fortunately, no one else could hear what he said, otherwise others would definitely think that she had done something cruel and heartless to the system.
But I have to say that the system has mastered the tea ceremony to the highest level, even a perfect green tea player has to call him "Master"!
Seeing that Jiang Yueyang still had no obvious reaction, the system was ready to release his green tea skills again.
[Host sister...]
"That's enough!" Jiang Yueyang interrupted him, "I give in! If you have something to say, just let it out. If you have something to say, just expose it. Don't disgust me with those words! I'll vomit!"
Upon hearing this, the system happily responded, "Okay!"
[However, I'm curious, who did you learn all that tea talk from?]
[Mrs. Shen.]
Mrs. Shen, who wanted to be invisible: [……]
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously looked at Mrs. Shen opposite her. She could not tell that Mrs. Shen was a top-level green tea.
System: [Host, are you listening? I'm about to start talking about drunken madness.]
【Just say it.】