After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 617

"You guys want to treat me to a meal?"

Chen Yirun's eyes lit up, looking particularly bright on his dark face.

"I'm afraid you'll be upset and set the whole place on fire!"

Jiang Hao said unhappily.

I thought I could just go home and have a good sleep with my wife, but then this Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared!

Invite him to dinner?

He wants to treat him to shit!

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Yirun quickly slipped into their car and waved to them.

"What else is there to say? Get in the car! I'm so hungry I could eat a whole cow!"

Wow, he brought back a pig!

"You're quite quick. Were you afraid we'd throw you away?"

"Hey! Anything is fine as long as we have something to eat!"

"Aren't you afraid we'll sell you off to your fans? You just get in someone else's car so casually. Do the people in your company really trust you to live alone?"

"Hey, you won't! I saw it just now during my performance. You have no interest in me at all!"

He was so angry just now that his teeth were itching, but now Chen Yirun is feeling proud.

"Where do you live? You can see my cigarettes, so they must be nearby, right? Damn, this place is so expensive! I always complained that things are so expensive in such a remote place, only people with a lot of money would buy them!"

"If you can't speak, please shut up! Thank you!"

Jiang Hao drifted and stopped in the yard.

He carefully selected this house for his and his wife's vacation, so how come he was just stupid and had too much money?

Chen Yirun made a gesture of closing his mouth, indicating that he would not speak anymore.

But he was silent for only three seconds.

"Wow! You have a swimming pool out back! So cool! Wow! The barbecue here is amazing! If there's a fire, we can just put it out with the water from the pool!"

"Shut up!"

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan said in unison.

This guy... They kind of understood why his agent had left him alone in such a remote place.

This guy is really noisy!

Because it was too late, they didn't want to trouble the servants.

Barbecue grills, stoves and other things are all ready, so they can have a picnic or something like that on weekdays.

"I'll go get the ingredients. Honey, what do you want to eat? I'll get it!"

Before Qin Wanyan could say anything, Chen Yirun raised his hand and chattered.

"I want to eat prawns! I want to eat meat! I want to eat..."

Jiang Hao gave him a look and let him understand it himself.

After Jiang Hao left, Chen Yirun secretly asked Qin Wanyan.

"Hey, why is your husband so cold-hearted? I almost thought he was going to kill me!"

Qin Wanyan, who was playing with the knife in her hand, smiled. With a clever flick of her wrist, the knife flew out and accurately stabbed the apple not far away.

"Really? Why don't I feel anything?"

Chen Yirun felt like he was courting death.

It seems that this couple is not easy to mess with!

Why would he grill something so late at night if there is nothing wrong?

If you are hungry, then you are hungry. You won’t be hungry anymore if you fall asleep!

I followed him to someone's house to eat, but who knows if it might be my last supper?

Agent, I was wrong! I will definitely be obedient from now on!

Chen Yirun's regret disappeared when Jiang Hao started to grill the skewers.

The only thing in my mind was: "It smells so good! Bro, can you bake more? Can you bake it faster?"

When the first skewer of meat entered his mouth, all that was left was saliva as he was filled with resentment!

too delicious!

"Eat slowly!"

Jiang Hao couldn't help but speak out to stop him.

"It's okay! You don't have to worry about indigestion! If I get fat, I'll exercise more and lose weight!"

"Who cares about you? You eat so fast that my wife doesn't even get a turn! Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?"

Jiang Hao said unhappily.

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm a guest! Is this your attitude when a guest comes to your house for dinner?"

"What kind of guest are you? Are you back from the famine?"

"You, you, you! It's just grilling skewers! I, once I learn it well, I can grill too!"

"Please! The gate is over there, so be good to go!"

"Hey! Big brother! Come on! I was wrong, I was wrong! Please let me eat a few more skewers, they are really delicious!"

Qin Wanyan was not hungry at first, but when she saw the two of them bickering, she suddenly felt like eating something again.

He reached out and took a skewer of peppers and started eating.

She paused after taking a bite.

Jiang Hao noticed it and stopped bickering with Chen Yirun.

"What's wrong, wife? Is it too spicy?"

“Mmm, this skewer is so spicy!”

“The spicy ones are for my husband!”

As he said that, Jiang Hao extended his mouth over.

"Ah~"

Qin Wanyan smiled and put the pepper into Jiang Hao's mouth.

Chen Yirun, a single guy standing next to him, felt jealous of the couple's affectionate display.

"Why is this string so sweet? Did they sprinkle too much sugar on it?"

No one paid any attention to him.

But he didn't care either.

Because Jiang Hao was being fed by Qin Wanyan bite by bite, all the skewers on the grill were his!

Hehe! This is called ~ unsuccessful in love, but successful at the dinner table!

When Jiang Hao came back from eating the chili peppers sweetly, he was horrified to see that the grill was empty.

"Have you finished eating?"

"Ah~ If you guys don't eat it, I'll eat it all!"

"Spit it out!"

"No! Why do you want me to spit it out? Do you still plan to eat it after I spit it out?"

"Uh..." Jiang Hao looked at him with sympathy, "The mushrooms I put on the grill just now are not cooked yet! If you eat them, you will meet the villain!"

"Seeing a villain? What do you mean seeing a villain? Ah! I saw a group of ducklings behind you! So cute, did you raise them? Ahhhh! Why are there so many weird fish in the swimming pool? I didn't see them just now!"

The corners of Qin Wanyan's mouth twitched: "Husband, could he be... poisoned?"

"It seems so!"

"Should we take him to the hospital?"

"Probably not. That mushroom isn't very poisonous. At most, it's just... a little more fantasy..."

"Ah~ I can fly! I have wings~"

Chen Yirun made flying movements, then dived into the swimming pool and began fluttering in the water like a moth.

"Ah~ I'm flying~ Gudongdongdong~ flying~"

Flying while choking on water is enough!

Jiang Hao could only sigh, pulled him out of the water and threw him aside.

"Husband, what should we do now?"

"No big deal! We can only let him stay here and send him back after the poison is resolved!"

"Yeah, that's fine! Just leave two people to watch him!"

"Well! It's getting late, shall we go upstairs and go to bed?"

"it is good!"

Then, the two of them went into the house, went upstairs to wash up and go to bed...

As for why Chen Yirun went crazy all night, the bodyguards were happy to talk about it in detail.

Of course, in order to make the happiness last forever, they also recorded it for him.

After tossing and turning until the early morning, the poison in Chen Yirun's body finally dissipated. He lay down on the lounge chair by the swimming pool and fell into a deep sleep.

Little did he know that when his agent arrived at his house, he found that he was missing...