Chapter 403: Difficult to distinguish between male and female
Chapter 403: Difficult to distinguish between male and female
Chu Xiaomu was held by his jade-white hand, and smelled his fragrant aroma, and couldn't help himself for a moment. Although he had some resistance in his mind, his body sat down obediently.
Ci Hao said: "Old Huaque is good in every way, except that he likes to act like a woman, which is unbearable. You just have to bear with it."
The Seven-Colored Bird said angrily, "Oh, what's the 'Old Flower Bird Old Flower Bird'? That's such an ugly name. Let's call it 'Seven-Colored', the seven in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and the color in the floating colorful clouds."
Chu Xiaomu felt numb all over and almost fell to the ground.
The colorful bird wore a large red and green robe and slinked around the room, looking like a five or six-foot-tall flower bird.
After Chu Xiaomu sat down, he brought out seven or eight kinds of dried fruits and candied fruits from somewhere and placed them on the small table next to Chu Xiaomu. He looked at him with charming eyes and kept persuading him, "Eat, eat, eat quickly, don't be polite..."
Chu Xiaomu was indeed a little hungry, and couldn't help but grab a few dried fruits and eat them. They were crispy and tasted very good.
Ci Hao said, "Aren't you afraid that what Old Huaque gave you is poison?"
Chu Xiaomu smiled and said, "The Beast King said that there are no evil beasts under the Queen Mother's throne. I believe this." Then he grabbed a handful of dried fruit snacks and ate them.
The colorful bird laughed and said, "Yes, yes, the most poisonous beast spirit in the West Beast Mountain is the mouth of Ci Hao."
Ci Hao was extremely angry.
The colorful bird suddenly asked Chu Xiaomu: "Little brother, what do you think of my house?"
Chu Xiaomu glanced around the room a few more times and said, "Very good."
Ci Hao shouted, "What a bullshit! He's a grown man, but he lives in a house that looks like the boudoir of a lady in Baijun City. How disgusting!"
The colorful bird glared and said, "What do you know?! Women are the most beautiful in the world, and only women's things are the best and most beautiful. What's wrong with me decorating my house like theirs?"
He turned around and looked at Chu Xiaomu with a look of concern: "Little brother, don't you think so?"
Chu Xiaomu nodded without saying anything. But in his heart, he disagreed. He thought that a man should be like a man, and his words, actions, likes and dislikes should be different from women. And you are trying to imitate women, what kind of nonsense is that? But this is your own business, I can't control it.
The colorful bird slid to the bedside, picked up a string of ornaments hanging on the corner of the bed, and asked Chu Xiaomu: "Little brother, you are from the city, help me take a look at this, is it good-looking? Look, this glass was stolen by me in Jinyang City... This piece of jade was robbed by me from Yutuo City... Hehe..."
Ci Hao shouted, "Old Huaque, where the hell did you get so many beads and jade pieces? It turns out you stole them from the Beast Mountain! My king doesn't need the Beast Spirit to go to the Beast Mountain privately, but you even went to Jinyang City and Yutuo City. I will report you to the Queen Mother!"
The colorful bird glared at him and said, "Go ahead and sue me if you have the guts. Let's see whether the Queen Mother will listen to you or me."
Ci Hao was speechless, thinking that his words were rude. The Queen Mother never liked to talk to him, but this old flower bird was very popular with the Queen Mother. She would only listen to him and not me. So he said to Chu Xiaomu, "Boy from Bicheng, you will testify for me when the time comes. The old flower bird said that he went to Jinyang City and Yutuo City to steal things. He said this himself! With your testimony, he can't deny it!"
The colorful bird immediately became nervous, staring at Chu Xiaomu and said, "Little brother, you must not tell anyone. If I go to the Beast Mountain in private, the Queen Mother will not forgive me!" As he spoke, he grabbed his hand.
Chu Xiaomu quickly dodged his hand and said with a smile: "I went to Zichen Peak to find the Queen Mother for my own business. I won't talk about anything else that has nothing to do with me."
Ci Hao was so angry that he cursed Chu Xiaomu for having shit in his brain.
The colorful bird was very happy and started to wander around the room again. After a while, it brought out a pot of wine and two cups and placed them on the table next to Chu Xiaomu.
Then he moved a soft rattan chair and sat next to Chu Xiaomu. He filled both glasses with wine, took one for himself, and handed the other half to Chu Xiaomu.
He looked at me with a seductive look and said, "Little brother, this is the first time we meet. I never thought you would be my only soulmate. Come, Qicai will toast you a glass. Let's drink!"
Seeing him so charming, Chu Xiaomu would have mistaken him for a beautiful woman if it weren't for his rough voice. However, knowing that he was a man, she found it hard to accept his demeanor and tone.
Fortunately, he had a very open-minded personality. He thought that animal spirits were very different from ordinary people. As long as this colorful bird didn't kill or harm anyone, it would be fine for it to dress up as he liked. It would be more comfortable to look at than the ugly pig outside.
So he laughed and said, "Brother Qicai, I'm from Bicheng, my name is Chu Xiaomu. Fortunately, you think highly of me. Let's drink!" After that, he drank the glass of wine in one gulp. The taste of the wine spread between his lips and teeth. It was cool and refreshing and tasted very good.
Ci Hao shouted, "Old Huaque, why the hell don't you pour me a glass?"
Qicai Que glared at him and said, "Whenever you are polite to me like Brother Chu Xiaomu, I will give you wine."
"When did I ever be rude to a bald-assed old man like you who likes to dress like a woman?"
"You look at how you talk, it's very unpleasant, and besides, I'm not bald."
"You don't have a bald butt, who would believe it? Why don't you pull down your pants so we can take a look together! It just so happens that this stupid kid from Bicheng can be a witness."
Qicai Que raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "I won't do it! You want to drink, forget it!"
Cihao also gave up and said loudly: "If you don't want to drink, then don't drink. What's the big deal?!" He jumped to the table, grabbed two handfuls of dried fruits and candied fruits and started eating. Qicaique didn't stop him.
Qicai Que looked at Chu Xiaomu with curved eyebrows and said, "Little brother, I was just about to go out, and you just happened to come. Why don't we... rest here for a night before leaving? I see you are very tired."
Seeing his raised eyebrows and eyes, Chu Xiaomu couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, thinking that this guy wouldn't like men, so he didn't answer him, but said, "Brother Qicai, are you going out? I came at a bad time and disturbed you..."
The colorful bird said hurriedly, "Don't bother me, don't bother me. I'm so happy that you good-looking people from the city are here. How can you bother me?"
Chu Xiaomu felt nauseous, but he tried his best to hold it back. He picked up a candied fruit and ate it with a dry smile.
The colorful bird asked, "Excuse me, little brother, where are you going? The Queen Mother's Purple Dust Peak is not far ahead. You city dwellers are not allowed to go there casually."
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