ebookland Chapter 128 Who invented the nickname "Pig Teacher"?
Chapter 128 Who invented the nickname "Pig Teacher"?
Wen Yao's eyes lit up.
It has to be my ex-husband!
"Alright, let's go to Paradise Island!"
Seeing that her mood had brightened, Fu Qianchuan's thin lips curled slightly.
He extended his hand with its distinct knuckles toward Wen Yao.
In the live stream, fans who shipped the couple found a heart emoji, changed the font to pink, and typed "ahhh" in the chat box. Everything was ready; they were just waiting for the two to hold hands.
Wen Yao: "Who do you think you are?"
Fu Qianchuan:?
CP fans: ?
Wen Yao: "Do I need you to help me?"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the girl leaped up with a somersault.
Fu Qianchuan:? ? ?
CP fans: ? ? ?
No... little sister, you...
What exactly is Yao Mei's innate, solitary, and holy body?!
[One of the world's unsolved mysteries: How did Yao Mei and Uncle Chuan get together?]
...
The ship docked at Paradise Island.
The production team wasn't so outrageous as to be completely ruthless; they thoughtfully provided a "Survival Guide to Paradise Island."
The page was densely marked with various job locations, some offering hourly wages, some providing meals, and some providing accommodation.
Guests can go to different work locations according to their own needs.
The number of people each workplace can accommodate varies.
Gu Zhu immediately took a liking to a job as a sales clerk in a luxury goods store.
This work location can only accommodate one guest.
What does that mean?
Of course it means the job is good!
Gu Zhu raised her hand: "I choose to go to location S!"
Wen Yao and the others received a prompt from Director Cui in their earpieces: "Please discuss and decide among yourselves."
In other words, the production team will not interfere with the guests' choices.
Before Wen Yao and Fu Qianchuan could speak, Gu Zhu interrupted:
“I have a good understanding of major luxury brands, and I also have high emotional intelligence, high IQ, and excellent language and communication skills, so I think it is most suitable for me to work here.”
Realizing that she might seem too assertive, Gu Zhu quickly lowered her voice and tilted her head innocently:
"Can I take this job?"
【? 】
You can shut up now.
Why is Teacher Pig so ordinary, yet so confident?
Oh my god, I wish I could have a little bit of Teacher Pig's confidence!
[Help! Who invented the nickname "Pig Teacher"? I'm laughing so hard!]
...
Wen Yao said lazily, "Are you sure you want to go with this face?"
Gu Zhu's expression changed slightly; she almost hated Wen Yao to death.
If Wen Yao hadn't been abducted, would she have been beaten by Yun Yue?
What are human traffickers good for?! They can't even properly traffic in people!
Gu Zhu was filled with resentment, but forced a smile and said:
"These imperfections can be covered up with makeup. Besides, luxury brands are different from those low-end little brands; they are very forgiving."
Wen Yao replied dismissively, "Whatever makes you happy."
Following the directions in the guide, Gu Zhu headed straight for the luxury store.
When she appeared at the store entrance, the customers inside seemed slightly flustered.
Gu Zhu was full of confidence, thinking she had become famous. She elegantly smoothed her hair and waited for people to ask her for autographs and photos.
She had been practicing her cursive signature diligently for this day!
However, she was not greeted by a crowd of customers and their adoration.
Instead, the shop assistant subtly pulled up the straps of the black railing in front of the door, and politely but distantly inquired:
"Madam, we are temporarily unable to provide services in our store."
Gu Zhu and her father had shopped at luxury stores many times, and the sales staff were always very polite to them. They had never been stopped like this before.
She retorted irritably, "I'm not a customer, I'm here to work!"
"Madam, if you'd like to apply, you can send your resume to the email address on our official website, and someone will contact you."
Gu Zhu showed the guide that the program team had given her, wishing she could throw it in the store clerk's face.
"Do you know who I am? I'm a guest on 'Survival for All'!"
The shop assistant frowned slightly. Their store had a partnership with the show "All People," so they naturally knew that guests would be coming to work there.
But I didn't expect the guests to be so low-class.
Is it possible for just anyone to appear on live variety shows now?
"I'll go ask the store manager." The clerk bowed slightly and entered the store. "Madam, please wait a moment."
Gu Zhu crossed her arms and pulled hard.
A mother was walking by with a little child, and the child made a face at Gu Zhu:
"You big pig head, hee hee hee~"
Gu Zhu was furious: "You're the idiot! How did you parents raise your children? How can you be so rude?"
That new mother wasn't one to be trifled with either, and immediately retorted:
“Our Yaozu is still young, what does he know! Why are you yelling at a little kid! You're a good-for-nothing who was born of a mother but raised without one.”
Gu Zhu was already annoyed, suffering every day on the deserted island. Now that she's on Paradise Island, why can't she turn her life around?
She immediately engaged in a heated exchange with the other party for several rounds.
A defining characteristic of Chinese people: those who don't watch the excitement are bastards.
Before long, a group of passersby gathered outside the store, and the customers inside also pointed and talked at the glass door.
The store manager, who was originally thinking of hiring Gu Zhulai as a worker, was speechless.
I'm sorry, I can't accept any more.
Ultimately, the farce ended with the unruly child crying and making a scene.
The mother felt sorry for her child, glared at Gu Zhu, cursed a few times in her dialect, picked up her son and walked away.
The crowd gradually dispersed.
Gu Zhu snorted softly, fanning herself a few times with her hand, clearly annoyed.
The shop assistant from earlier appeared.
Gu Zhu pressed, "Can I go in now? Let me in quickly, and get me a glass of water, I'm dying of thirst..."
The shop assistant politely gestured for them to enter.
"Madam, after our consideration, you do not meet our store's hiring requirements."
Gu Zhu: ? ? ?
"What?" Gu Zhu exclaimed incredulously, "Your shop is looking to hire a celestial beauty?!"
The shop assistant's lips twitched slightly, but he maintained a friendly demeanor: "You can check the requirements in the guide."
Gu Zhu looked closely and then noticed that each job location had requirements written in small print.
For example, this luxury store.
1. Good image and temperament
2. Strong sales skills
3. Able to cooperate amicably with colleagues
...
Gu Zhu read it several times and questioned, "Which one of my criteria doesn't apply?!"
She shouldn't be so perfect, okay?!
The shop assistant delivered the decisive blow: "The first two words."
Gu Zhu went back to check, and immediately exploded: "What's wrong with my appearance?!"
While the shop assistant was still racking his brains for a better explanation, the shop manager couldn't take it anymore and strode out:
"Madam, our brand has always been passionate about animal protection, but that has nothing to do with our hiring practices."
These words were so harsh that Gu Zhu didn't understand them at all.
However, some people in the live stream figured it out—
Haha, we protect animals, but we don't attract pigs.
That's so mean. You couldn't say something so sarcastic without at least ten years of sales experience.
[My breasts are clear now!! From now on, I'll only buy bags, shoes, and clothes from this brand!!!]