ebookland Chapter 146: Herrscher of Consciousness & Zhongli: Don’t make fun of me, Dafen Live Room!
Chapter 146: Herrscher of Consciousness & Zhongli: Don’t make fun of me, Dafen Live Room!
[Kiana: I definitely can’t do it today. ]
【Raiden Mei: =????(??? ????)】
[Xing: QQ Space, start! ]
[Ying: Lunar Monitoring Center: Strange, why did a moonquake of unknown significance occur? ]
[Otto: Young people are the ones who know how to have fun.]
[Cecilia: It’s a good thing that young people are lively. It reminds me of the past…]
【Siegfried: Let’s not think about the past. 】
【Thunder Dragon Horse: Take care of yourself. 】
……
In the next video, Mei, Kiana, and Bronya appear on the screen.
[Hello everyone, we are the handsome group.]
[Raiden Mei: I am handsome.]
Kiana elbowed Bronya.
[Kiana: You speak first.]
[Bronya: You first.]
[Kiana: You speak first!]
[Bronya: Uh, I'm a member of the group.]
A clown face appears on Kiana's face, followed by clown music.
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Why don’t you say anything? Come on! ]
[Theresa: It seems like something Kiana could do.]
【Kiana: (o'e'o)】
【Ling Ri: You should say: Hello everyone. 】
【Happy Aha: Genius! 】
[Hanabi: Discharged! ]
【Kiana: 6. 】
……
In the next video, the big duck has dark circles under his eyes.
[Bronya: People who are often obsessed with women usually have the following symptoms. Come and see if your friends are affected by these symptoms. 1. Poor memory. 2. Dull eyes. 3. Poor memory. Hiss, eh? …]
There are two Xi'ers beside the bed.
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Every time I see Bronya in the future, I feel so refreshed. ? ? ?]
[Kiana: Shorty, this womanizing person is referring to you! ]
[Bronya (Bengtie): Two Seeles, this is going to squeeze the duck kidneys dry. ∑(??д??lll)]
【Bai Xier: (●???● |||)】
【Hei Xier: ? ? ?】
[Xi'er (Bengtie): What are you dissatisfied with? I can do two things on my own! ]
[Bronya (Bengtie): No. ]
……
In the next video, Xiaozhi and Heixi go to the supermarket to buy two buckets of instant noodles.
Xiaozhi took out two Moras,
[The Herr of Knowledge: One piece is missing.]
[Hei Xier: Hey, I still have one dollar and fifty cents.]
[Herrscher of Knowledge: Hey, that's great, dinner is settled for today!]
At this time, Bai Xier came over with a large plate of cakes and was about to pay the bill.
Hei Xier suddenly took out a special ticket for Star Track.
[Hei Xier: Let’s marry hers too.]
Hei Bai and Xi looked at each other affectionately, leaving only the Herrscher of Consciousness standing beside them with a look of disbelief on his face.
【Ling Ri: Xiao Zhi: I look like a clown. 】
[Lawyer of Knowledge: Forget about friends when you see a beautiful woman! ]
[Hei Xier: Who are you? ]
[Lawyer of Consciousness: (???皿??)??3??]
[Xing: I have a question, how many Mora is one Xingtui ticket? ]
[Ying: I hope I can buy a special ticket for 160 Mora. ]
【Yiran: @Dawei, let him see. 】
……
In the next video, Xiao Shi starts off by performing the Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara, then starts raising his middle finger, using multiple shadow clones to frantically give the middle finger.
I haven't had time to comment yet, the next video is still Xiaoshi,
A cute Q version of Xiaozhi appeared,
[The Herrster of Knowledge: It’s only a few hours now, and you want to go to bed? Don’t sleep, don’t sleep, don’t sleep! Get up and play with me! ↑]
Continue with the three-hit combo.
[Big banana, a big banana, your feeling is really wonderful ~ floating and swaying, your feeling is intoxicated.]
Xiao Shi put on a big banana and started a meaningless dance.
[Herrscher of Knowledge: Hey, that doesn't mean anything? Don't make fun of me in your livestream, Dafen livestream! Everyone else is fine, why is it so bad here? I'm just starting to dip my beans! ]
【Kiana: It doesn’t look like acting.】
【Ling Ri: It was taken by Fu Hua (I’m sure).】
【Fu Hua:? 】
In the next video, Kiana gestured with her hands and said,
[Kiana: There are five kinds of spicy food in this world: slightly spicy, medium spicy, very spicy and super spicy. What is the fifth kind of spicy food? Yes, Brother Jie, I don’t want spicy food!]
[Ling Ri: It’s the mimic baby! 】
【Xi'er (Bengtie): Quantum slightly spicy! 】
[The Herrscher of Knowledge: Captain, I’m here to fucking kill you! ]
[Raiden Mei: If you don't run, you're done! ]
【Ying: Tang.】
In the last video, there are two Xiao Shis, but the clothes of the Xiao Shi on the left are blue.
Xiao Shi on the right is swinging happily.
Along with the music (Triple Song), Xiaozhi on the right suddenly hit Xiaozhi on the left twice, making an incomprehensible sound of falling steel pipes.
Then Xiaozhi on the left also started jumping with a look of reluctance.
Only then did I realize that the person on the left seemed to be Fu Hua.
[The Herr of Knowledge: Haha, you did a great job in the live broadcast room. I just like to make fun of old antiques. ]
【Fu Hua: ? ? ?】
[Ling Ri: Oh my god, there was a sound of a steel plate falling! ]
[Yiran: Shibao has an airport at a young age, but Fu Hua took 5 years to have an airport like Shibao. Isn't it because Fu Hua didn't work hard enough?]
[Hermit of Knowledge: I suddenly feel unhappy.]
……
[Please enjoy the "Genshin Impact Short Video"]
The opening thunder was Zhongli dancing charmingly, and suddenly, as the music played, a Hutao advertisement popped up.
【Grand opening promotion at Wangsheng Hall, buy two get one free, buy more get more free, 5% off for members.】
Related searches below: Can I watch the guest dancers dance if I become a member?
[Zhongli: Stop making fun of me in the live broadcast room! ]
[Paimon: Opening Lightning Strike! ]
[Hu Tao: What a great ad. Let’s find a video recorder and record it.]
[Wendy: "Can I watch the guest dancers if I become a member?"]
[Walnut: It’s covered! ]
【Gui Zhong: Done! 】
【Ruotuo: I bought it! 】
【Zhongli: →_→】
[Ling Ri: I feel like I won’t be surprised to see Mr. Zhong get into trouble anytime soon.]
In the next video, Villette is running on the Rue Fontaine.
Suddenly the teleportation map opened and teleported to the desert of Xumi.
As soon as he was teleported, Villette knelt on the ground with his butt sticking out, with Ying and Muscular Paimon watching him from behind.
[That Villette: Ahem, what is this place?!]
【Funina: Hahahahahahahahaha! 】
【Fucaros: Hahahahahahahahaha! 】
[That Villette: I already have a premonition. Covering my forehead.jpg]
[Paimon: It has nothing to do with me, why are you making fun of me again? ]
[Leosley: Your butt is so nice and nice. I looked at your butt last time. Why didn’t I look at you? ]
[Nawillette: →_→]
In the next video, Kamisato Ayato is holding milk tea.
[Kamisato Ayato: Drinking milk tea, how many calories does milk tea have? Let’s take a look. Uh, there is no ingredient list. If there is no ingredient list, then it is zero calories.]
[Kamisato Ayaka: 6]
[Kiana: This is fucking genius! ]
[Ling Ri: I copied! I followed my big brother’s eating habits and have lost weight from 130 catties to 125 kg, hahaha! ]