Master Zhan, your daughter has gone out to catch ghosts again.

Chapter 204 Catching Zombies

Xiao Jiang lowered his eyes and walked aimlessly along the deserted main road. Cars came and went in an endless stream, but he didn't even look up once.

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

Suddenly, he felt hungry again. Actually, when he was sucking Gu Fulai's blood, he didn't suck much. He was worried about Gu Fulai's feelings, afraid that Gu Fulai would blame him, afraid that Gu Fulai would misunderstand him as a vampire. From then on, he never played with Gu Fulai again.

However, he was originally a member of the drought demon clan, and since ancient times he had lived by sucking blood. How could he control his innate thirst for blood, just like humans, who cannot resist the desire for money?

"Dian Dian, take advantage of this short break while walking home and read through what you learned in your tutoring class today. Let Mom see if you've absorbed it."

Suddenly, a mother and child walked towards us from the front. It seemed that the mother was picking up her child who had just finished tutoring class.

It's past 2 a.m. now, these parents are really going all out.

"Mom, but I'm so tired. I've been studying since 7 a.m. until 2 or 3 a.m. I'm really exhausted. Can I stop memorizing? I'm so sleepy right now, I want to go to sleep."

The child had very dark circles under his eyes, a very pale face, and looked sleepy and drowsy.

"Sleep, sleep, all you do is sleep. Is your job to sleep now? Don't you want a future? Let me tell you, your job now is to study hard. Study until you drop, study like crazy! Do you know how competitive your generation is? Every time I meet a new mom, she tells me how outstanding her child is. And I'm working myself to the bone to get you into all sorts of tutoring classes so you won't fall behind. And all you do is think about is sleep. I work day and night for you, only sleeping two or three hours a day. Do you know how hard it is for me? And you don't even know how to be grateful. You've disappointed me so much."

The child's mother broke down, and she started crying as she spoke. What she longed for most now was for her child to stand up for her and become her pride.

The child, seeing his mother's roaring face, burst into tears, "Mommy, I'm sorry, I'll memorize it right now, I'll memorize it right now."

"That's a good girl, Diandian. You need to know that Mommy is doing all this for your own good. When you grow up and stand at the top of the pyramid looking down at the ground, you will definitely thank Mommy for being so strict with you." The child's mother wiped away her tears, rubbed the child's head, and looked at her with relief in her eyes.

Xiao Jiang overheard every word of the conversation between the mother and son. This mother seemed to be just like Gu Fulai's mother; both were quite authoritarian.

Why do mothers nowadays insist on forcing their children to do things they don't want to do, all while claiming it's for their own good and giving a seemingly reasonable explanation?

Just as the mother and child passed by Xiao Jiang, the yang energy emanating from the mother made him instantly thirsty.

Little Jiang swallowed hard, unable to resist the urge. Anyway, this mother was incompetent, so sucking a little wouldn't hurt.

Thinking this, the little zombie suddenly opened its mouth, revealing sharp teeth, and was about to pounce on the child's mother.

"Ah..." The mother and son screamed at the top of their lungs, utterly terrified.

Just as the little zombie was about to have a good meal, it didn't manage to bite anyone. Suddenly, a wooden stick was stuffed into its mouth, stuck between its teeth, and couldn't be removed.

The little zombie turned its head, but saw nothing.

So, how did this stick get stuck in its mouth?

"Stop looking, just stay here. You're not wearing a crown, so you can lower your head a little."

Suddenly, a soft, childlike voice came from below.

Xiao Jiang looked down and saw a little dumpling, the same little dumpling who had tried to persuade Gu Fulai not to take him home at kindergarten. It seemed to be called Yoyo.

At that moment, the little dumpling stood with its hands on its hips, looking at him with great pride and an air of righteous indignation.

"Uh..." The little zombie struggled, gesturing for him to remove the wooden stick from his mouth.

"No, I can't take it out for you. You've reached adulthood early and awakened your thirst for blood prematurely. To prevent you from harming innocent humans, I must use this stick to gag you and stop you from hurting anyone."

The little zombie looked down at the tiny human-shaped ball of flesh, about the size of an ant.

How annoying! A child, meddling in other people's business, even interfering in his affairs.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He was a drought demon, so powerful and imposing, and now that he had just come of age, he was being manipulated by a human child. Where was his dignity?

"hateful..."

The little zombie mumbled out those two words, then tried to step on YoYo's poop.

The little guy nimbly jumped aside, hands on hips, taunting, "Hmph, although I'm small, I can dodge! Don't even think about hurting me, or I'll punch you away!"

"Damn it, a mere drought demon, how dare it be so arrogant and hurt my precious little one!" The White Impermanence standing to the side couldn't stand it anymore and raised his arm to rush towards the little zombie.

"Don't cause trouble for Yoyo." Black Impermanence reached out and grabbed White Impermanence by the back of his collar, while the front of his collar tightly strangled White Impermanence's neck.

"Ahhh, Blackie, let go! I'm suffocating!"

"Are you breathing or suffocating?" Black Impermanence said ruthlessly.

White Impermanence pursed his lips, already behaving himself.

Seeing YoYo's provocative expression, Little Zombie got too angry and launched an attack on YoYo.

Yoyo didn't hold back. Since the other party had already made a move, she didn't need to be lenient either.

After several rounds, it was obvious that Yoyo had won completely; her self-created boxing style remains unmatched to this day.

"Who taught Yoyo this boxing style? She looks so cute and adorable," Bai Wuchang said, looking at Yoyo.

"If you want to learn, you can become YoYoYo's apprentice and let her teach you. When you return to the underworld, you can show off with it, and I guarantee no one will dare to bully you again." Black Impermanence said sinisterly from the side, his gaze never leaving YoYoYo.

"Hey Blackie, I've noticed you're becoming more and more human. You're really getting the hang of human memes these days."

"There's no other way, when in Rome, do as the Romans do."

Yoyo pinned the 1.85-meter-tall little zombie to the ground, sat on his back, and said in a childish voice, "You can't beat me, I advise you to stop struggling and surrender quickly!"

The little guy used his tiny hands as guns and started acting.

"Haha ...

Black Impermanence glanced at the heartless White Impermanence, then stepped forward and said, "Oh dear, it's getting late. Put him in the Soul Pot first, then you go back to sleep. Otherwise, you won't be able to get up tomorrow morning and you'll be late for kindergarten."

Black Impermanence is like an old father, very worried.