ebookland Chapter 120 I Want All the Handsome Men in the World
Chapter 120 I Want All the Handsome Men in the World
When the woman reappeared, she was carrying two buckets of sewage on a shoulder pole.
The stench instantly filled the entire courtyard. All the villagers covered their mouths and noses and took a few steps back upon smelling the pungent odor.
Yan Nanfei gave the aunt a look, and the aunt, carrying her manure buckets, stopped in front of the village chief.
At this point, the villagers realized that they were about to pour excrement on the village chief!
"Nanfei, what if we pour this excrement on the village chief and she wakes up and gets angry?" a villager said worriedly.
This villager seemed to have forgotten that it was because of their support that she was able to become the village chief.
Without the support of the villagers, how could she have become the village chief?
So there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
Yan Nanfei sighed, his brows furrowed deeply: "This is a last resort. The village chief hasn't woken up yet, and this can't go on. What if she has some kind of brain problem due to too much stimulation? What if she faints and dies?"
"Besides, this method was told to me by an old doctor who said it can stimulate the patient's brain and make her instantly awake." Yan Nanfei spoke earnestly, every word revealing his anxiety for the village chief.
"So, we can all rest assured." Yan Nanfei smiled and glanced at everyone. "After all, we are saving the village chief. He will have to thank us when he wakes up."
As Yan Nanfei spoke, he kept an eye on the village chief's actions.
This guy was surprisingly patient; even when he was about to poop, he didn't react at all.
Looks like I have to unleash my ultimate move.
Yan Nanfei narrowed his eyes and looked at the old woman carrying manure: "Pour it on!"
No sooner had Yan Nanfei finished speaking than the village chief sprang to his feet!
Her gaze remained fixed on Yan Nanfei with resentment.
"Everyone, see, I told you I was right?" Yan Nanfei looked at the village chief and laughed heartily. "The method that old doctor taught me really worked. He was already sober before the rain even got on him."
When the villagers saw the village chief suddenly get up, they immediately realized that he had been faking a faint in an attempt to get away with not giving them rice.
Therefore, they readily agreed with Yan Nanfei's words: "Yes, Nanfei, that old doctor is really skilled. Village chief, you should thank Nanfei properly and give her a few more kilograms of rice."
Upon hearing the villagers say this, Yan Nanfei's smile grew even brighter: "Everyone, please don't say that. I was just thinking that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda."
The village chief's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot when he heard the villagers praising Yan Nanfei.
But they dared not express it, and could only suppress their anger in silence.
"Village chief, give us a word! Should we give Nanfei a few more kilograms of rice?" The villagers, always eager for drama, became even angrier when they discovered the village chief was feigning unconsciousness.
Even if they themselves don't gain more benefits, they want Yan Nanfei to get them, and to make the village chief even more heartbroken.
Yan Nanfei waved his hand, looked at the villagers, and said, "Actually, this is not my achievement alone. After all, it is very difficult to get everyone's consent to throw excrement at someone."
Therefore, everyone should also express their gratitude. Let's hope the village chief sends us more rice; after all, verbal thanks are far less valuable than timely help, don't you agree, Village Chief?
The village chief, who was named by name, was so angry he almost ground his teeth to powder!
What are you talking about?!
What a load of rubbish!!!
The village chief wanted to cry, but there was nowhere to cry.
The village chief forced a smile: "I thank you for saving me. I'll treat everyone to a meal another day."
The village chief made no mention of giving away a few extra kilograms of rice, but instead said, "As for giving everyone twenty kilograms of rice, I can definitely do that."
But I can't deliver it now. I need to spend the whole night checking if there's enough rice in the cellar to meet the 20 jin (10 kg) requirement for each person. So, could you come back tomorrow?
Yan Nanfei could see right through the village chief's ulterior motives.
However, Yan Nanfei enjoyed the pleasure of torturing his prey.
"Oh dear, village chief, why do we need to count them? We can just take them directly." Yan Nanfei frowned, her eyes sharp as if she could see right through the village chief's soul. Suddenly, she exclaimed in surprise, "You're not planning to run away tonight, are you?!"
Yan Nanfei's words successfully stirred up the villagers.
"Village chief, you'd better be more decent. If you dare to mess with us, believe me, we'll rob all the rice in your cellar right now!" The villagers all turned into madmen, eager to try.
The village chief trembled with fear, secretly glaring at Yan Nanfei before busying himself to calm the restless villagers: "How could this be?!"
As the head of the village, how could I go back on my word? I genuinely want to take stock and distribute the spoils more fairly among you.”
Yan Nanfei scoffed, "Since the village values fairness so much for everyone, how can we let the village chief do all the work by himself? Don't you all agree?"
"Yes!" the villagers chorused. Yan Nanfei admired their unity at that moment.
"Village chief, we understand that you've worked hard all by yourself, so we'll leave a few people behind to help you with the inventory. After all, you've just woken up and you're probably still feeling unwell. If you faint from exhaustion again, we'll be the ones who suffer the consequences."
Yan Nanfei smiled broadly, but the village chief felt utterly disgusted.
The village chief suddenly regretted betraying Yan Nanfei.
Otherwise, she wouldn't have ended up like this.
With Yan Nanfei applying pressure and all the villagers agreeing, the village chief had no way to refuse.
So, five or six villagers, including Yan Nanfei, counted all the rice in the cellar in the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.
The villagers hurriedly carried out as many as one hundred bags of rice.
The village chief sat to one side, his heart sinking at the sight.
All the empire she built over the years is gone!
Yan Nanfei glanced at the village chief out of the corner of his eye, gave her a provocative smile, and mouthed silently, "Serves you right!"
The village chief was so angry that he trembled all over and almost vomited three liters of blood.
He wished he could pounce on Yan Nanfei and strangle him.
But whenever the village chief gave Yan Nanfei a fierce look, Lin Feng's even more sinister gaze would fall on her.
She trembled with fear, terrified that Lin Feng would take her life.
Yan Nanfei pointed to the mountain of rice: "Everyone, once everyone's here, we'll start cooking the rice!"
Yan Nanfei took over the position of village chief and distributed rice to the villagers.
The villagers' faces were practically frozen with smiles; this was pure white rice, something they could only eat once a year during festivals and holidays.
Yan Nanfei and Lin Feng were busy and enthusiastic, feeling extremely happy and not tired at all.
The village chief nearly fainted when he saw that nearly a hundred bags of rice had dwindled by half at a visible rate.
If she weren't afraid that someone would take advantage of the situation and steal a few extra pounds, leaving her with nothing, she probably would have fainted from anger long ago.