ebookland Chapter 144 Don't even think about taking those two chickens.
Chapter 144 Don't even think about taking those two chickens.
The rooster nuzzled affectionately against Dr. Zhao's hand, completely unlike its arrogant self from before.
Zhang Xinru complained, "Hey, these days, even a chicken knows how to eat according to the person it's served to."
"Wang Ma, why don't you go over there and see if it still pecks at you?"
Wang Ma quickly waved her hand, "I'm not going, why aren't you going?"
Helpless, Dr. Zhao grabbed the chicken's two wings and let them come over and touch them.
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma tentatively approached and cautiously touched the rooster, but it didn't react at all and didn't even bother to look at them.
"Hmm? Something's not right. What went wrong?"
"Is this chicken fake?"
Dr. Zhao is now 100% certain that they are framing the rooster.
"See? They're very obedient. Alright, I have things to do now. Don't bother with these two chickens. If you want meat, go to the supermarket."
Zhang Xinru was speechless. Was she really that greedy? It wasn't some rare delicacy.
"I really didn't mean to touch it, it really did peck us just now..."
Inside the room, Fu Xiaochen had just finished showering. When he opened his suitcase, he found it was a mess.
"What's this?"
He tossed a transparent tank top aside, thought about it and realized it looked familiar, so he picked it up and examined it closely.
"This should be Jiajia's, right? How did it end up in my suitcase?"
Then he pulled out a large bag of face masks from his suitcase.
"..."
He tossed the things aside and continued rummaging through the room, finding a few more pairs of red underwear.
Fu Xiaochen's lips twitched. What was Zhang Ma up to?
This time I finally found two normal outfits, but unfortunately one was pajamas and the other was a sun protection shirt.
Fu Xiaochen took a deep breath and simply poured it all out.
A pair of plush toys, an eye mask, a face mask, an umbrella, a selfie stick, band-aids, wet wipes, sanitary napkins...
"What kind of nonsense is this?"
Fu Xiaochen's voice came from inside the room, tinged with a hint of gritted teeth.
"Zhang Ma, Wang Ma, come in."
The two temporarily put aside the matter of the rooster pecking them and went into the bedroom.
"Master, what's wrong?"
Fu Xiaochen threw the plush toys directly at their faces.
"What's wrong? You have the nerve to ask what's wrong?"
"I told you to pack your luggage, and what a mess you've packed!"
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma each held a plush toy, looking completely bewildered.
Isn't this perfectly normal? He has all the necessary toiletries and daily necessities. What more could he possibly want?
"Young Master, is something missing?"
Fu Xiaochen shook the thing in his hand; the small vest looked tiny and pitiful in his large hands.
Why are you putting women's clothes in my suitcase?
Zhang Xinru explained, "These are Miss Jiajia's personal belongings. I was afraid you would miss her, so I left one of her clothes here so you can remember her by looking at it."
"?"
Fu Xiaochen looked over coldly, "She's always been with me, why would I need to look at things to remind me of her? Are you an idiot?"
Then she took out a pair of red underwear. "And this one? There are so many colors to choose from, why did you have to pick this bright red one?"
Zhang Xinru pointed to Wang Ma, "This was Wang Ma's suggestion."
Wang Ma quickly explained, "Young master, red is good. Red wards off evil spirits. I'm only thinking about your safety."
Fu Xiaochen was speechless, pointing to the mess of trinkets on the ground, including the dolls they were holding.
"And what about these? They're all useless stuff."
Zhang Xinru explained the uses to him one by one.
"How is it useless? When you go out, you can wear a mask to cover your face to prevent people from seeing that you are too handsome and then sticking to you shamelessly. Have you forgotten about those old ladies on the bus taking advantage of you?"
"The sun-protective clothing is to prevent you from getting a tan. You can wear the pajamas to sleep, and it's also nice to cuddle with a plush toy for peace of mind. If there's a bright light and you can't sleep, you'll need to use an eye mask."
"You can't do without an umbrella when it rains, and you need a selfie stick to take a selfie when you see a beautiful view..."
Fu Xiaochen immediately pulled out a killer move, "What about this? Do I, a grown man, need to use sanitary napkins?"
Zhang Xinru paused, "This... men can use it too!"
Wang Ma couldn't believe it: "..."
How do men use it?
Zhang Xinru quickly provided a reasonable explanation.
"If you get tired from walking, you can use a sanitary napkin as an insole to make walking more comfortable."
Fu Xiaochen threw the object directly at their faces, saying, "Get lost, I don't need it."
The two quickly grabbed the plush toy and sanitary napkins and ran out, but before they had gone far, Fu Xiaochen called them back in.
"Wait, go buy some groceries. Don't skimp on the money; make lunch a good feast."
I'm really worried that they'll buy more rotten vegetable leaves to save money.
He overheard many people saying he was stingy after the last company meeting where they ate fruit.
"Yes, young master, we'll go right away."
The two walked to the door and hesitated when they saw the rooster.
Zhang Xinru tentatively took a step, then pulled her foot back.
"Wang Ma, why don't you go first?"
Wang Ma refused, "No, you go first."
"You first……"
"You first……"
After pushing and shoving each other for a while, the two decided to call Dr. Zhao out.
Dr. Zhao couldn't understand why Zhang Ma and the others were so determined to take those two chickens.
"I'll just stand here and watch. You two go over there now, and I don't believe those two chickens will peck at you two, not the other way around!"
Under Dr. Zhao's watchful eye, the two walked past without being attacked by the rooster.
Dr. Zhao shook his head. "Nothing's wrong, why are you making such a fuss?"
Zhang Xinru breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems these two chickens are seeing us for the first time and aren't familiar with us yet."
Wang Ma was relieved. "You're right. They won't attack us anymore once they get used to us."
When the two returned from the store after buying a lot of vegetables and meat, they were once again blocked by the rooster.
"..."
Zhang Xinru whispered, "Aunt Wang, do you think they'll attack us this time?"
Wang Ma wasn't sure either, "Probably not. Maybe they've got their eyes on the vegetables we're holding. If we feed them a little, they might move aside."
Zhang Xinru thought it made a lot of sense, so she picked some vegetable leaves and threw them in front of the rooster, but the rooster didn't even glance at them.
Two chickens attacked them from the front and back, and when no one else was around, they pecked at their rear ends.
The two men chased away the rooster that was lunging at them.
"Aww... the rooster attacked again! Help! I told you it was faking it, but nobody believed me..."
"Dr. Zhao, you bastard, you lied to us again..."