397, the hysterical future swimsuit designer
397, the hysterical future swimsuit designer
Chapter 397
In fact, I am not a person who is greedy for petty gains. It is impossible to say that I will be happy when Hua Yun buys me something, but I am probably overwhelmed by joy when I come out to play today. After paying the bill for me, I happily followed the salesperson to the dressing room.
Seeing that she was holding more than a dozen swimsuits, I felt anxious, so I couldn't help asking her, "Do you want me to try on everything you want?"
Of course, our conversations are conducted in English. Anyway, I am also a student with very good academic performance, and I often go abroad with my parents. English conversation is still a piece of cake for me.
The salesperson said to me as if it should be taken for granted: "What is this? Some people think that it is not enough to try on such a few swimsuits. In order to make you shine in front of your boyfriend, you have to work harder."
Hearing this, I quickly waved my hand and said, "You are mistaken, he is not my boyfriend."
The salesperson immediately showed a disbelieving expression on his face, but soon said to me: "Don't worry, this is not a problem, as long as you choose a swimsuit from me, I guarantee that you will definitely win his heart in Hawaii this time, Let him be your boyfriend willingly."
I don't think this person understands English, does he?
I don't want Hua Yun to be my boyfriend, it's better to say that I wish I could get away from this matter as much as possible, but it's not that I can't understand the salesperson's thoughts. Hua Yun's appearance is indeed very enchanting. Any woman has a strong attraction. I guess if I wasn't there, the salesperson would have wanted to be his girlfriend on the spot.
Fortunately, I grew up with him, so I have basically developed immunity to his appearance.
However, apart from the unexpected swimsuits that the salesperson found, there was another very serious problem, that is, the ones she brought were all very revealing styles.
I smiled wryly and said, "Can't you choose some normal ones for me?"
"Is this not normal enough?"
Seeing that she didn't understand, I had no choice but to express my request: "Can you pick me a one-piece swimsuit?"
"Those, our store happens to be all sold out."
"Liar! I clearly saw that you were selling just now!"
Hearing this, the clerk said very unhappy: "I'm actually doing it for your own good. You also want to show up in front of this boy, don't you? Don't look at the one-piece swimsuit as if it is not very revealing, but in fact Because it can completely outline the lines of a woman, it needs a figure most to set it off."
"I don't care about that, as long as it's convenient for me to swim in the water..."
"Then you have to try these things first. I have been a salesperson for so many years, and I am no longer an ordinary salesperson! Therefore, I absolutely cannot tolerate wearing a swimsuit that does not reflect your most beautiful side!"
Hearing this, I asked curiously: "If you're not an ordinary salesperson, what do you do?"
"I am still an artist! In the future, I will become a swimsuit design master!"
This guy's stubborn temperament is very similar to those fashion design masters. When I used to go out with my mother to participate in performances, I often saw those designs around her that were very demanding and would drive me to a dead end. division.
"You...you can do whatever you want."
I know that this kind of person can't listen to her words at all, so I took a swimsuit according to her wishes and changed it in the locker room. Of course, in order to prevent this guy from having ulterior motives, I asked her to wait outside the locker room. Lesbians on many faces, I have to protect myself more.
The first swimsuit is not a bikini, but it is also a two-piece suit, which reveals a large space on the lower abdomen. At the same time, the swimming trunks are also square. At first glance, it looks like a men's vest and swimming trunks. I had reached the limit of acceptance. After changing my clothes, I opened the curtain and asked her, "What do you think of this? If possible, I will take this set."
"oh...my angel..."
"What?"
I felt the salesman suddenly pray.
Then she suddenly took my hand and said, "You just dumped your boyfriend and dated me..."
"Are you really a lesbian?"
I suddenly felt that my virginity was repeatedly threatened, and I quickly drew my hand back and took a step back.
The salesperson quickly shook his head, and then said wonderingly, "What's wrong with me... I have a legitimate boyfriend, so I'm not a lesbian, but is your figure so good?"
She almost shouted the following words, which showed her surprised look.
"I'm so sorry that you couldn't see that I have a good figure..."
I always feel that this person is very dangerous, so I first apologize for the content that I don't need to apologize for.
The salesperson said even more hysterically; "Since you have such a good appearance and figure, don't wear men's clothing!"
"What's wrong with men's clothing, it's convenient and stylish."
"But they have wasted all your beauty!"
"...Your ambition is just to be a swimsuit designer, don't worry about what clothes I usually wear, okay?"
The salesperson hesitated again and again, and finally compromised not to worry about me wearing men's clothing, but this triggered another hysterical symptom in her: "Yes, I have the soul of a swimsuit designer, and I should not be changed by other things. But seeing a model of your quality, I can't help it even more! This swimsuit doesn't suit you at all, I'll choose a better one for you!"
"So I say this is enough..."
Unexpectedly, the salesperson didn't listen to me at all, and immediately turned around to pick out more swimsuits, and this batch was much more exposed than before.
"Are you trying to shame me off from going to the beach?"
"If it weren't for this level of swimsuit, it wouldn't be able to bring out your beauty at all! Put it on!"
I'm a customer, I hope this clerk will not forget this important thing, I always feel that her obsession is about to cross the line of forced buying and selling.
In the end, I chose a black bikini swimsuit... Sure enough, I still can't escape the fate of a bikini swimsuit in the end?
"Forget it... let's just do it this way, I'm in a hurry, so let's talk about the price..."
Then I suddenly saw the price tag, it said 2699.99...
"CNY?"
"What's that? This is America, of course it's dollars."
That is to say, more than 1 yuan!
"What are you afraid of? Anyway, if you choose this set, I'll ask your boyfriend to pay the bill."
So it's not a boyfriend.
But what I care about at the moment is another thing, that is, the price is too expensive. If I ask Huayun to pay, I will feel uneasy. In my expectation, no matter how expensive the swimsuit is, it can be done at 3000 RMB. matter.
I hurried out of the dressing room to stop the salesman, but I fell to the ground not long after I came out. Hua Yun saw this scene, and hurried over to help me up and asked me: "Are you okay? Where is the injury?" ?"
I shook my head and reluctantly replied: "It's nothing, it's just a little pain... By the way, I was the one who fell, why did you keep covering your face? Did I bump into you just now?"
Hua Yun quickly shook her head.
I just said that I didn't hit anyone.
But why Hua Yun kept covering her face, pinching her nose, and couldn't look directly at me anymore?
Out of curiosity and seeking purpose, I pushed his hand away vigorously, wanting to see his wound.
"Stop struggling, where is the injury, let me see, if you don't take care of the wound, you will not be allowed to go into the sea for a while."
Although Hua Yun struggled with all his strength, but for some reason, he suddenly relaxed after I started sticking to him and wrestling with him for a while, and then I managed to break his hand away, and saw the expression on his face. There were no wounds, just a little nosebleed.
Woow, this guy bumped his nose... No, that should be the reason.
I suddenly showed a cold expression and asked, "You won't be excited about my swimsuit, will you?"
"Uh, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't do this to my friends, but you look too hot now..." Hua Yun hurriedly apologized, "By the way, I didn't even know you had such a good figure."
"It seems that this swimsuit is still not good... I'd better change into a one-piece swimsuit."
As I spoke, I stood up, and just as I was about to go to the service desk to explain clearly to the salesperson, Hua Yun suddenly took the lead, ran to the salesperson, and settled the bill, all in cash.
"Here is three thousand dollars, don't need to change it, just settle the account quickly."
"You bastard...why did you become so weird all of a sudden? Is it because of this swimsuit?"
Is this the power of more than 1 swimsuits?I don't think that should be the case.
Hua Yun smiled bitterly and told me: "In short, I have already paid the money, so don't even think about asking for a refund, just change back to the original clothes first, and book a hotel with me, and then we will go to the beach to play .”
I had no choice but to go back to the locker room after hearing this.
This is the first time I have seen Hua Yun ask me to do something so stubbornly. Although it feels a bit awkward, it is still quite novel.
Forget it, anyway, a $[-] swimsuit isn't too expensive, so just treat it as a benefit to Hua Yun, and it's nothing to ask him to pay such a small amount of money.
Just when I was about to leave after getting dressed, I found that Hua Yun, who was outside the dressing room, was nowhere to be found. After searching for a while, I finally saw that he had been surrounded by a group of girls up.
I knew that in this Hawaii where the per capita hormones are several times higher than outside, Huayun's super appearance is simply a butterfly fragrance.
Generally speaking, Huayun doesn't need to make any effort to deal with it in this kind of situation, so I just watched the show from the sidelines.
At this time, the salesperson from just now suddenly approached me.
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