The short videos I watched from all dynasties

Chapter 207: Three Kingdoms: Jiang Gan is a lobbyist? A sleeper!

After watching a few videos, Li Ranran looked at the time and saw that it was already time for dinner. So, while waiting for the takeaway, Li Ranran turned on the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

【Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Gathering of Heroes】

[Zhou Yu personally led the warships to confront Cao's navy. Gan Ning, the vanguard of the Jiangdong navy, shot Cai Yun, the younger brother of Cai Mao, into the water and killed him with just one arrow. The Jiangdong navy was invincible and Cao's army suffered heavy losses.

Cao Cao was furious at the failure of Cai and Zhang, but he suppressed his dissatisfaction because he still needed the two men to train their troops.

Zhou Yu and Gan Ning personally went to inspect outside Cao's water stronghold. 】

＜One Piece——Gan Xingba!＞

＜Gan Xingba: Look at my arrow, it will kill the man who ventured forward in the light boat!＞

＜Jiangdong's fierce general Jinfan thief, wherever the bell rings, there is Gan Xingba＞

＜Meng De’s pink outfit is so festive＞

＜Do not use [dog head] for villains＞

[Sun Ce in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Gan Ning?]

Lu Su said: "Gan Ning, courtesy name Xingba, is from Yizhou. He rebelled against Liu Zhang and was defeated by Zhao Wei. He then attached himself to Liu Biao and now stays in Nanyang. Judging from the screen, he must have come to join the lord later."

Seeing that Guangmu praised Gan Ning a lot, Sun Ce couldn't help wanting to meet this Jiangdong warrior. After hearing what Lu Su said, he shook his head and chuckled, "He must have come to join Zhongmou."

"He may be very important in Jingzhou. Can we win him over now?"

Zhou Yu also became interested in Gan Ning, so he asked, "I am willing to go and persuade him."

...

[Cai Mao and Zhang Yun came to see Cao Cao and reported to him that a boat had come to the water stronghold to spy last night.

Cao Cao was furious: "Zhou Lang is so arrogant. He defeated us yesterday and dampened our army's morale. Now he is spying on our camp. How can we defeat him?"

The counselor Jiang Gan took the initiative to step forward.

Jiang Gan stepped forward confidently and said, "Prime Minister, I, Jiang Gan, am willing to go to Jiangdong to persuade Zhou Lang to surrender."

Cao Cao looked at Jiang Gan in confusion: "Hmm? Hmm...Are Ziyi and Zhou Gongjin close friends?"

Jiang Gan chuckled and tilted his head: "Haha, I have been studying with Zhou Lang since childhood, and our friendship is quite deep. I think with my eloquent tongue, I can persuade Zhou Lang to stop his troops and surrender."

...]

＜Jiang Gan: With this document, the Prime Minister can rest assured~＞

＜The MVP of the Battle of Red Cliffs! ＞

＜Zhuge Liang: When will it be your turn to use my eloquent tongue?＞

＜Being a classmate is a high-risk job in the Three Kingdoms hhh＞

＜Confident incompetent person [laughing and crying]＞

＜Don’t set random flags in the Three Kingdoms＞

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: ...]

[Zhang Fei in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: An ominous premonition. I wonder if Luo Guanzhong will make up another story about Jiang Gan persuading him to surrender...]

[In the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Jiang Gan: ...]

[Zhou Yu in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: If Brother Ziyi doesn't come to Jiangdong and display his talents, my lord will certainly welcome him with open arms]

...

[Zhou Yu had long guessed that Jiang Gan was here to lobby, but he still led civil and military officials to welcome Jiang Gan.

...

Zhou Yu pretended to be drunk and dragged Jiang Gan out of the tent.

Zhou Yu: "Brother Ziyi, do you think my soldiers are strong?"

Jiang Gan responded: "Uh... they are truly a team of bears and tigers!"

Zhou Yu: "Hahaha, Brother Ziyi! Do you think my navy is powerful?"

Jiang Gan was shocked by Zhou Yu's behavior and said perfunctorily, "Ahahaha... He is indeed mighty and unstoppable!"

Zhou Yu: "See if our army has enough food and fodder?"

Jiang Gan: "Indeed, they have good soldiers and sufficient food. They are worthy of their reputation, worthy of their reputation!"

Zhou Yu also said: "A true man in the world meets a wise and understanding master who understands him. He trusts the loyalty of the ruler and his subjects, and the affection of family members. He keeps his word and follows his plan. He shares good fortune and misfortune, honor and disgrace. He is of one mind and one heart, and seeks military exploits together. This is what Zhou Yu meant..."

...]

＜The Three Kingdoms skit "Gathering of Heroes" will be staged soon, performed by Zhou Yu and Jiang Gan＞

＜Jiang Gan is not a lobbyist, but a sleeper＞

＜All the members of Dongwu won three Golden Horse Awards＞

＜A gathering of heroes? I think it’s just a gathering of carrots!＞

＜Jiang Gan looks silly and cute hahaha＞

＜This governor is so lame, he got drunk after just a few drinks＞

＜Really powerful＞

＜This part should go to the ghost animal area＞

＜Jiang Gan: I was extremely scared at that time＞

＜A wise leader who knows his friend, think of Bofu, Ce Yu’s lifelong support＞

＜Everything about Zhou Yu is perfect: a military commander + a counselor, and he knows music... His only shortcoming is that he has a short life＞

[Zhang Fei in the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: I laughed so hard, this part is so funny]

[Su Shi in the third year of Song Xining: Zhou Gongjin is perfect, I agree with this sentence]

[Jiang Gan, the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Humph, so I am the fool]

...

"Gongjin!" Sun Ce suddenly felt a little emotional, wishing he were still alive at that time.

"Yu and Bofu have known each other since childhood. It is Yu's fortune to be able to assist Bofu in achieving great things and realizing his ideals!"

Zhou Yu knew that Sun Ce was unwilling in his heart, but he knew that Jiangdong this time would never be the same as it was in history.

...

[Zhou Yu pulled Jiang Gan back to the banquet.

Zhou Yu: "All the generals are outstanding people in Jiangdong. Can today's meeting be called a gathering of heroes? Hmm?"

Zhou Yu and the civil and military ministers drank the wine in one gulp, while Jiang Gan only drank a little.

Zhou Yu said with a smile: "Brother Ziyi, drinking like this is not fun. How about I dance with swords and sing songs to help you feel more relaxed?"

Taishi Ci came over and handed Zhou Yu his sword. Zhou Yu drew his sword and began to dance under the influence of the wine.

"A man should establish his reputation in the world. To establish his reputation is to comfort his life. To comfort his life, I will get drunk. I will get drunk and chant like crazy..."

Zhou Yu's superb swordsmanship made the people present cheer continuously. During the sword dance, the sword kept flashing in front of Jiang Gan, frightening Jiang Gan so much that he was at a loss.

Zhou Yu looked at Jiang Gan drunkenly, pointed his sword at him and asked, "Brother Ziyi, are you really not here to be a lobbyist?"

Jiang Gan was horrified: "Ah? Gongjin, you and I are classmates and close friends! I..."

Zhou Yu snorted coldly: "Do you think I... really don't know?" He suddenly swung his sword at Jiang Gan, who quickly dodged. Zhou Yu put the sword on Jiang Gan's neck.

Although Jiang Gan was afraid, he still pretended to be calm and removed the sword from his neck: "Gongjin, you are too much! I came to meet my friend out of sincerity, but I didn't expect you to be so heartless. Sigh! If that's the case, you can kill me or chop me up, Gan, I'll leave it to you."

Zhou Yu pretended to believe it and invited Jiang Gan to sleep on his bed. Jiang Gan wanted to leave with an excuse, but Zhou Yu pulled him back.

＜Except for Jiang Gan, the whole gathering is really an all-star lineup of the Soochow team＞

＜Come and watch the Grand Commander dance with swords~＞

＜Generals of Jiangdong: What a beautiful Zhou Lang! I am stunned by his beauty!

Jiang Gan: Dull＞

＜I watched this section several times, Gongjin is so beautiful!!!＞

＜Zhou Yu dances with a sword, aiming at Jiang Gan＞

＜Jiang Gan: weak, helpless, pitiful＞

＜Gongjin and Kongming, why don’t you consider debuting? They are both good at singing and dancing, they will definitely make money [狗头]＞

＜Jiang Gan: Who would understand? I attended a class reunion and my classmates got drunk and went crazy＞

＜Jiang Gan: Brother Zhou, please don’t＞

＜This episode is really funny, but the governor is so handsome＞

[Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che: Sleeping Guest [Eating Melon]]

[Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: What kind of sleep is this?]

[Emperor Zhengde of Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: To use a later term, these two are really good together]

[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Have you forgotten your mission on this trip?]

...

Zhang Fei also joked to Zhuge Liang, "It's good to be able to sing and dance, but it's a pity that Zhou Lang is gone, otherwise we could be a pair..."

Liu Bei hurriedly shouted: "Third brother!"

"Okay, okay, I was just joking." Zhang Fei muttered and stopped talking.

Zhuge Liang said indifferently: "The comments of later generations are very interesting. I am not a pedantic person."

Liu Chan continued, "Not pedantic, not pedantic."

Liu Bei pretended to be angry and glared at Liu Chan, but Liu Chan pouted and ignored him.

...

Jiang Gan gritted his teeth, almost driven crazy by the "Jiang Gan" on the screen. The so-called demeanor and bearing of a celebrity was almost gone.

"Humph! Damn Luo Guanzhong!"

He boasted that his eloquence was unmatched in the Jianghuai area, but today he was forced to this point by a romance that happened a thousand years later.

I will definitely not accept Zhou Yu’s invitation on the screen. How can I have the face to do that?

He also guessed what would happen next.

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