Chapter 337: Three Countries: Movie Kings Per Capita
Chapter 337: Three Countries: Movie Kings Per Capita
[Zhang Fei was restless and ordered his soldiers to get some wine.
A certain general reminded Zhang Fei, "General, you and Zhuge Liang swore an oath to stop drinking in front of the army on the way to Sichuan."
Zhang Fei refused to listen and asked someone to fetch him some wine.
The soldier came out of the big tent with a bottle of wine in his arms. A general signaled him to throw all the wine on the ground. Zhang Fei's eyes widened in anger.
"I have treasured this fine wine for a long time, but it ended up in your hands, you bastard." After saying this, he raised the whip to whip the soldier, but in the end he did not do it. Suddenly, a plan came to him, so he dropped the whip and pulled the soldier up from the ground.
"Please bear with it for a while."
Under the city of Ba County, Zhang Fei was whipping the soldiers who were smashing the wine with a horse whip. Yan Yan and the generals on the city wall also saw it. But they thought it was Zhang Fei's trick and ignored it. Instead, they asked the musicians to play music.
Zhang Fei was immediately furious. Yan Yan laughed and advised Zhang Fei to go back to Jingzhou as soon as possible. Otherwise, he would be buried under the city of Bajun. Standing on the city wall, he drew his bow and shot arrows at Zhang Fei, but Zhang Fei dodged several arrows in a row.
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In Ba County, the generals were puzzled. In the past two days, groups of soldiers were chopping wood on the hills around the city. Yan Yan thought that these people were not chopping wood, but exploring the way. Zhang Fei wanted to find a small road to bypass Ba County.
"If he doesn't want to go through Ba County, there is only a small road in the west of the city that can lead to Luo City. This road can be used as bait to lure him in. Send a capable and capable person out of the city and sneak into Zhang Fei's camp to investigate..."
Outside the city, Zhang Fei was still drinking. A soldier came to report that he had discovered Yan Yan's spy.
Zhang Fei pretended to be drunk, and the spies sent by Yan Yan were brought in by the soldiers.
Zhang Fei pretended to be drunk and got up from the bed, "You said you were a commoner in the city, why haven't I seen you before?"
The spy noticed that Zhang Fei was drunk and immediately said, "It is said that you love the people like your own children and never kill innocent people. It was that old man Yan Yan who looted all the food in the city. I had no choice but to sneak into the camp to beg for food. I beg you to spare my life."
Zhang Fei believed it and said, "Tomorrow, follow the captain of my camp to the west mountain to chop firewood."
<Are all the soldiers so brave? How dare you throw my Feifei's wine [eating melon]>
<What’s going on? Fei Fei frowned, and a plan came to his mind, and he thought of the plan to capture Liu Dai that year.>
<Zhang Fei uses a trick, and each time he uses it, he consumes a soldier [covering his face]>
<The Beggar's Version of the Self-Torture Scheme>
<It's a fight over bamboo shoots. They are arguing so fiercely now, but they will become colleagues in the future.>
<Zhang Yide's clever plan brought peace to the world, but he lost both fine wine and soldiers.>
<Yan Yan: Zhang Fei is a brave man, a naughty boy.>
<Did the soldier get beaten for nothing?>
<Flogging soldiers, being violent and without mercy, this is the record of Zhang Fei in official history, and Luo Guanzhong has handled it very well.>
<《Elaborate Work》Debuff is maxed out>
<Ji Han Film and Television Group is cheating again>
<Zhang Fei: Loving the people like one’s own children? Are you talking about me? How the hell don’t I know?>
<Ji Han's Most Exaggerated Actor Award Winner - Zhang Yide>
[The second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Nonsense! How can this general only know one move?!]
[Sun Ce, the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: He used the strategy of inflicting pain on others quite well, but unfortunately he is not as good as us.]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: You know what, when I saw the words "Elaborate and meticulous", I could already predict what the result would be.]
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Third brother, remember to abstain from alcohol and do not whip the soldiers.]
……
The Second Year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty
Zhang Fei was very dissatisfied. He wanted to grab the wine jar to drink but failed. Then he remembered that his eldest brother had issued a ban on alcohol after he returned to Chengdu last month.
"Oh! It's so hard!"
"I am no longer the person I used to be. How could I do those things again?"
Zhang Fei curled his lips, walked out the door, and happened to meet Yan Yan who came with the crowd.
"Did General Yan and General Zhang really fight like this?"
"You cursed each other so badly, yet you still made peace in the end."
"General Zhang has a very broad mind."
"General Yan finally gave up his evil ways and joined the good. He has a bright future!"
……
They seemed to be discussing the video on the screen. When Zhang Fei came over, someone saluted him. Zhang Fei swept past and came to Yan Yan.
"From the perspective of others, we look very strange." Zhang Fei pointed at the big man with glaring eyes pretending to be drunk and said with disgust.
Yan Yan laughed, "General Zhang is still more resourceful."
"Eh? Old Master Yan is right. It's not like the light curtain..." Zhang Fei pointed at the many sarcastic comments on the light curtain saying that he only knows how to use the self-torture trick, "Let's see how I will break the rumors this time!"
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[The spies sent by Yan Yan worked with the soldiers to cut firewood and explore the way on the West Mountain.
"What are the brothers saying?"
"What are you talking about? Talk about the road! The road around Bajun. Forget it, forget it, there's no point in telling you."
"Oh, this..."
"Hey brother, do you think there are any roads around Ba County? Aren't you a local?"
"I dare not say this. If the old general in the city finds out, he will definitely kill me for my livelihood."
The few of them exchanged a few more pleasantries.
The spy seemed to be moved by the soldiers. "There is a path at the foot of this mountain that goes around Ba County and leads to Luo City. But it is covered with thorns and is really difficult to walk on."
……
Zhang Fei walked up to the soldiers who had gone to explore the way to the West Mountain during the day, whip in hand.
"Did you find any paths while chopping wood today?"
A soldier whispered something in Zhang Fei's ear, and Zhang Fei happily ordered someone to bring a jar of wine to the soldiers who were exploring the way.
"Old Yan Yan is holding his ground and won't fight. Our army is short of food and fodder, so we can't fight him for long. We should prepare dinner at the second watch tonight and set out at the third watch. I will lead the way in front of the army, and the food and fodder will be in the rear. The whole army will follow me to bypass Ba County and go straight to Luocheng."
Yan Yan's spies took advantage of the chaos to escape from the camp and returned to Bajun City, reporting Zhang Fei's actions to Yan Yan. Yan Yan was very happy after hearing this. He ordered the meal to be prepared at the second watch, and set off at the third watch to wait for him on the small road west of the city.
The fake Zhang Fei was walking in the front on the path, and Yan Yan and his soldiers who were lying in ambush on the hillside saw him. Yan Yan told them to wait until the food and grass were delivered before they charged out, and they would definitely capture Zhang Fei alive.
Amid the chaos, the loud shouts of two Zhang Feis were heard.
Fake Zhang Fei: "Zhang Fei is here!"
Zhang Fei: "Old Yan Yan, Zhang Fei is here!"
Yan Yan was confused by the sudden appearance of the two Zhang Feis and turned his horse around to escape, but was stopped by Zhang Fei. After several rounds, Yan Yan was knocked off his horse by Zhang Fei and captured alive.
<The three kingdoms have all won the Best Actor Award, competing with each other in acting skills!>
<In this wave of tricks, Yan Yan is on the second level, and Zhang Fei is on the third level.>
<《No whipping today》 The soldiers under Master Zhang San are proud of not being whipped [crying]>
<Yan Yan and Zhang Fei ran in both directions.>
<Use your double to lure the enemy, and attack with your real body>
<《Capturing Zhang Fei Alive》>
<Shadow Clone Technique!>
<Yan Yan: Am I presbyopic? Why are there two Zhang Feis?>
<Pang Tong: Why didn’t I think of using a stand-in! >
[Sun Ce in the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: He actually has some wisdom.]
[Zhang Fei, the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Humph, you dare to look down on Grandpa Zhang?]
[Liu Biao, the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Don't judge a person by his appearance.]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Tsk, this is really unpleasant to watch.]
[Emperor Zhaolie of Han Liu Bei: Hahaha, my third brother is so awesome!]
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Eastern Han Dynasty, the sixth year of Jian'an
Xudu
"Can Zhang Yide come up with this plan?"
"The review didn't say this was made up by Luo Guanzhong, so it must be true."
"can not tell."
"I really thought he was a reckless man."
While the counselors below were whispering to each other, Cao Cao's attention was focused on the map in front of him.
A year passed, and Yuan Shao's health deteriorated. Now Jizhou was in disarray, relying on a few advisers under him to hold on.
Yuan Benchu’s son is still not good enough.
……
Jiangdong
"It's true that everyone has one Best Actor. We are all deceiving each other." Sun Ce watched for so long that he knew what some of the words on the screen meant.
Everyone pretends well.
"Gongjin, how dare Cao Mengde march north with his troops at this time?"
"Is there a conspiracy?"
Zhou Yu received news that Cao Cao was going to send troops to Yuan Shao. Is it true?
It’s not quite true, but judging from information received from various sources, Cao Cao was really organizing his troops.
"Whether the troops will be sent north or south has not yet been determined."
Yuan Shao, Liu Biao, and Sun Ce formed a temporary alliance and were ready to attack Cao Cao, but Cao Cao jumped out first.
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