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Chapter 414 Kung Fu Bullfighting, a sensation in the audience
The two angry matadors left, and the bald middle-aged proudly took out the flagon and took a sip. This proposal was made by him. The Chinese in Chinatown snapped up the tickets he sold, which did not make him feel comfortable. Instead, he felt insulted. For this reason, he came up with the idea of revenge and proposed to the company's decision-makers that the Chinese should take part in the last bullfight. This proposal would not have passed, but the company's performance continued to decline. this plan.
Therefore, in the next competition, a bullfighting show that was premeditated, and in their opinion, the Chinese must lose is about to be staged.
In order to increase the effect of the program, the company also spent huge sums of money to publicize in various important media: "Chinese bullfighting, you will never miss it." Although the title is high-sounding, the content that can be promoted is a different situation.
Jiang Yeming, who was waiting for the game, waited boredly in the background with six team members. They were at the bottom of the queue. Calculated at 10 minutes per game, there was still at least half an hour before their turn.
The atmosphere is a bit heavy now, and the neighbors in Chinatown have already informed them of the company's promotion, which has been elevated to national honor, and it is absolutely impossible to lose the game and become the laughing stock of others.
Jiang Yeming stood up and cheered up the team members: "Don't panic, you already have the ability to cope, the pressure comes from your previous living habits and lack of confidence in the unknown, calm down and think about what you can do, don't be defeated by yourself."
His words did not have too many words or special emotions, but they were very convincing, and gradually calmed the six ordinary people. As he said, what is scary about them after they have the ability is nothing more than the weak emotions accumulated in their hearts for many years.
Time passed slowly, and before 10 minutes had passed, the announcement reminding them to prepare to appear had already sounded, and a group of people strode out of the backstage.
Out of the backstage is a venue similar to an ancient arena, with a bullring in the middle and ring-shaped spectator stands around it.
The announcer introduces the team in a relaxed and sarcastic voice.
"Dear audience, this is our company's latest special attempt, Oriental Bullfighting, maybe they will give us new joy."
"Maybe, I admit that these Orientals can kill cattle, but I can't imagine how to artistically display this process."
During the host's broadcast, the bullring was full of laughter.
Only a small stand in the east is quiet. It is full of Chinese who came to watch the game.
A Chinese stood up, raised the flag in his hand, and shouted in Sichuan dialect: "Xiongqi, afraid of chickens, isn't it just killing cows, and killing them beautifully!"
Some people took the lead, and the Chinese finally shouted in unity. They used accents from all over the world to cheer for their matadors.
The sound of these Chinese gave the six assistants more confidence, and they began to imitate the process of the Spanish bullfighting competition.
First, two assistants rode to the main stand and asked for the key to the bullpen.
This process should have been glorious and sacred, but when the fat boss and the thin boss rode past, laughter came from the stands from time to time.
The fat boss who received the key cursed: "What a shame, the face is not given by others, I want to earn it myself."
"We've known each other for so many years, that's the only thing I love to hear." The skinny boss replied, and the two of them rode their horses and trotted all the way to the cowshed, and unlocked the door.
The door opened, and the angry bison rushed out, which was much more ferocious than the ones on the street before.
According to Spanish rules, the entire bullfighting session includes four parts: teasing, spear piercing, flower darts and formal fighting.
The tease is used to arouse the aggressiveness of the bison. After the bison is violent, the knight on the horse will stab the back and neck of the bull with a spear, causing continuous bloodletting to the bison.At this time, the bison will enter the craziest stage, and the aggressiveness is also the strongest. A fighting performance begins. Next, three flower darts come out with flower darts with barbed tails decorated with bright feathers.
After this series of performances, the bison was seriously injured and continued to lose blood, and the final fight began, which was also the climax of the whole process.
The matador will hold a short sharp sword and aim at the heart of the bull, and then induce the bull to rush towards it.In this way the bison will fall to the ground and die in a very short time.
In reality, Jiang Yeming's makeshift team was doing the same thing, but it looked slightly different.
Xiaopingtou was the first to go on stage. The host laughed and said, "This is the most bizarre bullfighting team I've ever seen. Fat guys weighing less than 180kg, fake women, baldheads, short guys, and this guy who is trying to provoke the bison. Old partner, guess if he'll end right away."
Another host smiled and replied: "I think so, I hope the protection of the stadium is good, I don't want to see a tragedy happen."
The two were chatting and laughing, but suddenly shut up.
Xiaopingtou stepped out his powerful legs and ran around the angry bison. His speed even surpassed the bison, making it completely impossible for it to angle to contradict.
Not only Xiaopingtou was teasing, but also a big fat man of 180 kilograms in the host's mouth, who climbed up the back of the bull nimbly, his fat body was like cotton, and sat on the back of the bull.
Good guy Spanish. Spanish bullfights are about to become Citigroup bullfights!
The 180-kilogram fat man is a great burden for the bison. If this toss continues, the calf will probably be exhausted in a short time.
The host shouted at the top of his voice: "It's not fair, protest bull abuse, we need to maintain the glorious tradition of bullfighting."
A staff member ran over and said to Jiang Yeming, "You can't climb on the back of the bull, this kind of behavior is forbidden."
It turned out to be like this, it’s okay, Jiang Yeming agreed with a smile, and ordered the fat boss to come down.
After the fat boss came down, the buffalo, which was much more relaxed, quickly entered a state of madness, chasing the Chinese on the field and sprinting around.
It's time for the spear piercing.
The sissy man riding on the horse with half-closed eyes threw out a spear and hit the bison on the back and neck.
Stimulated by pain and blood, the bison broke out completely.
Its scarlet bull's eye can't tolerate anything moving, and if it sees it, it will rush to it.
Unfortunately, it was facing the most nimble fat man at 180 kg in the audience. The fat boss even made various funny moves while evading, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.