If you are asked to be a professional bootlicker, you will turn the goddess into a clown?

Chapter 183 I am dead

"My lord, I haven't seen you for a long time!" Xia Xueqi walked forward and wanted to lean into his arms.

Zhang Yang suddenly took a step back and said, "My beloved, don't come near me!"

"Your Majesty, why is this happening? Is it because Ji Fa is attacking?" Xia Xueqi frowned and asked in confusion.

"Not only because of Ji Fa, but also because... because..." Zhang Yang hesitated to speak.

"Because of what?" Xia Xueqi widened her beautiful eyes and asked in a trembling voice.

Zhang Yang pointed at his mask and said, "Because I am yang!"

Xia Xueqi was stunned, and for a moment she didn't react to what "positive" meant. Then she looked at his mask and almost couldn't hold it in. At this time, many of the audience around her burst into laughter.

She said affectionately: "My king, I am not afraid. Chaoge will soon be lost. We don't have much time. Even if I die, I will be with you."

After saying this, she threw herself into Zhang Yang's arms.

Zhang Yang hugged her, his eyes full of regret: "It's all my fault. I didn't take good precautions against the epidemic, which caused all the soldiers to become impotent. That's why I couldn't defeat Ji Fa and Jiang Ziya."

The audience around was almost laughing. It turned out that King Zhou couldn’t defeat Ji Fa and Jiang Ziya because of this?

Xia Xueqi's body trembled slightly: "My king, the enemy is at the gates, we don't have much time, what else do you think we can do?"

Zhang Yang hugged her tightly and said softly, "My dear, you need to leave as soon as possible before they besiege the city."

Xia Xueqi hid in his arms and refused to come out: "I don't want to. Even if I have to leave, I want to go with the king."

Zhang Yang said seriously: "No, you have to leave, and we have to do that again."

Xia Xueqi looked up at him, her whole body trembling, her body's reaction could no longer be stopped, so she had to clamp her legs tightly together: "Well, do it again?"

"Yes, I must do it again."

The audience's emotions were also aroused. Do it again? What exactly is that?

Everyone held their breath and watched them. Could there be any benefits being given at this event?

"Come, my beloved, sit here." Zhang Yang helped Xia Xueqi to sit on the prop chair nearby.

Now even Xia Xueqi didn't know what he was going to do, and just looked at him blankly.

Zhang Yang said softly, "Open your mouth, and don't hold it in your mouth for a while."

Xia Xueqi's heart was beating fast and her body was shaking.

Why is he like this? In public, he asked me not to suck it. Could he be...

The audience was shocked. Everyone knew that these two had a good relationship, but they couldn't have any scenes that were inappropriate for children, right?

But Zhang Yang took out a small branch from behind and said, "I'm going to do another nucleic acid test for you."

There was a moment of silence, and suddenly all the audience burst into laughter. It turned out that they had all been thinking the wrong thing.

Zhang Yang said to himself: "My dear, the nucleic acid test is still necessary. What if you also test positive?" He turned to the audience and said: "Although the epidemic is over, everyone has the responsibility to prevent infectious diseases."

Everyone burst into applause. They originally thought they were performing a sensual skit, but it turned out to be a public service announcement with some educational value.

At that moment, the audience who had score cards in their hands raised their cards one after another. Most of them gave five points and four points, and two gave three points. They were probably a little disappointed with the direction of the plot.

Without even looking, Zhang Yang knew that he had passed the test. He pulled Xia Xueqi up and whispered in her ear, "You're leaking. Don't take off your costume. Go to the bathroom and change clothes when you get to the finish line."

She was shocked again. She almost didn't notice the discomfort on her pants, and he had to remind her. Did he already know about her embarrassing things?

Zhang Yang pulled her to get the pass, and they ran towards the finish line together. Looking at him holding her hand and his back, Xia Xueqi was completely drunk.

At this moment, she is even more certain that this man is her future. A future without him is unimaginable!

The two of them trotted towards the finish line of the observation deck. The host Chen Hongyu, who had been waiting at the finish line, announced: "Congratulations, you won the second place in this competition..."

He was about to continue talking, but was interrupted by Zhang Yang: "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom first!"

Before the host and staff could react, Zhang Yang had already pulled Xia Xueqi to the bathroom!

The host and other staff were stunned. What was going on? Were they so close that they even had to go to the bathroom together?

The fans who had been waiting at the mountaintop square wanted to find an opportunity to tear off the masked man's mask after they passed the finish line, but they never expected that he and Xia Xueqi went into the bathroom together.

Now, no one dared to step forward. After all, they were all fans. Their Qibao was right next to the masked man. What if there was a conflict with her? Let's wait for them to come out.

They entered the bathroom and a person wearing exactly the same clothes as Zhang Yang walked out. She was also wearing a mask and the hood of her sportswear was on her head, but she was a little shorter.

Zhang Yang said, "Sister Chen, wait a moment."

"Is this Sister Chen?" Xia Xueqi looked at the woman in red with shock.

"What else do you want?" Chen Ying looked at him puzzledly.

Zhang Yang took off his sweatpants in front of the two of them and handed them to Xia Xueqi: "Your pants are wet, so just put on mine before you go out."

Xia Xueqi opened her costume and found that her pants were in such a state that she couldn't bear to see them. Her face immediately turned red with shame. Fortunately, the clothes were red, so Zhang Yang also mistakenly thought that she had her period.

At this moment, Zhang Yang's cell phone suddenly rang. He took it out and saw that it was Wang Hao calling.

He quickly answered the phone: "Hello, Brother Hao."

Wang Hao's anxious voice came from the phone: "Are you still hiding in the toilet at the top square? The door is blocked by the program staff, and we outside can't get in. The masked man is inside!"

Zhang Yang held his breath for a moment, deliberately making his voice sound like he was turning it up, and started to change back into his original clothes: "Brother Hao, I'm in the bathroom, and I'm turning it up. Wait a minute, I'll be there soon."

He waved his hand, signaling Chen Ying and Xia Xueqi to change their pants and leave quickly.

Wang Hao yelled at him on the phone, "You are a man who is not good at doing anything but always fails. You failed at the critical moment. Go out and catch him!"

"Right away, right away, there's another one!" Zhang Yang hung up the phone without saying anything.

At this time, Xia Xueqi had also changed Zhang Yang's pants inside. She didn't expect that the time of separation would come so soon. She was already feeling extremely reluctant.

She stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Yang's hand and said, "How about we go out together? Anyway, I don't mind what happens."