ebookland Chapter 383
Chapter 383
When you curse, you must use dirty words.
If there are no curse words, it means that you are not angry enough and the stimulation you received is not enough.
Therefore, Liu Jin takes the mother of the system as the center, relatives as the radius, the other party's father as the fulcrum, and the eighteenth generation of ancestors as the goal, using the other party's reproductive organs as weapons, sexual intercourse as the main skill, radiating in all directions 360 degrees, and then smoothly The entire family tree of the system was destroyed.
Mahler is a bastard, and his words are better than his songs. Everything in the world can be upgraded, and the sound of the cowhide is loud. In the end, his co-author is just upgrading, and success or failure is not considered, right?
Liu Jin's eyes were red, and he cursed for a long time, cursing the system bloody.
The system doesn't even dare to fart.
"Dog system, tell me how to solve this matter. If you don't give me a satisfactory explanation, I will break up with you."
Liu Jin's eyes were flashing with anger, his lips were trembling with anger, and his chest was heaving violently. He was obviously extremely angry.
The system said nothing and just pretended to be dead.
"Say, I've already taken off my pants, why don't you show me this?"
"Ang? If you don't give me a satisfactory answer today, I will die in front of you. Anyway, I have already died once. If I can drag you to be buried with me, I will make a lot of money."
Liu Jin did what he said, he took out the Coiling Dragon Halberd and pointed the tip of the halberd at his neck. Of course, he would not commit suicide, he just wanted to express his strong appeal.
"Ding! You didn't ask about the success rate..." The weak voice of the system sounded, and the host was about to panic. If he pretends to be dead, he will really die.
Liu Jin's eyes lit up. He seemed to have found the weakness of this dog system. It turns out that you can die too.
"Go away, you didn't tell me this from the beginning to the end. This is your problem, your dereliction of duty. I'm going to ask you now, how to solve this matter? Who will be responsible for my losses? Who will waste my emotions? Pay compensation?”
Although Liu Jin shouted very loudly, he kept emphasizing one thing overtly or covertly.
compensate! compensate! compensate!
"Ding! Based on the principle of peaceful coexistence, the system space restrictions are now lifted for the host as compensation!"
"After the restrictions are lifted, the system space can store any things that are not issued by the system. There is no limit on quantity, volume, and weight. Note: Living animals are excluded!"
The voice of the system rang in Liu Jin's mind, and the corners of Liu Jin's mouth curled up slightly. Sure enough, a child who can cry will be fed with milk, magical power, mustard seed Na Xumi, it's done.
That's right, this tone seems inexplicably familiar.
So Liu Jin stood up and put his hands on the ground.
"System, let me take over this earth!"
Aren’t you limited in size and weight? Come on, show it off.
"...Ding! I can't take it anymore!"
The system almost vomited blood, how could such an idiot be found in such a paralyzed state?
"Oh, I can't accept it. Then what's the point of asking you to compensate me? Forget it, let's break up."
Liu Jin continued to pick up the dragon halberd and draw it on his neck, but the calculation in his heart was loud.
Nonsense, I let you accept it easily, so how can I rip it off.
If you can't accept it, then you are just bragging and you will have to make more compensation.
You can accept it... I'll lend you ten courages, do you dare to accept it?
"Ding! The host's invulnerability to all poisons skill is now upgraded to invulnerability to all poisons."
"Invulnerable to all poisons: any poisonous weeds, poisons, viruses, diseases, natural medicines, synthetic medicines, and other things that can have a negative impact on the host will not cause any harm to the host!"
Although the system was still as cold as ever, Liu Jin felt that the other party was hopeless.
There is something about being immune to poisons. Liu Jin was not afraid of poisons, but he was afraid of diseases. If he got appendicitis, he would really die.
I don’t know whether it is a poison that can be prevented in a broad or narrow sense.
I'm fine now, and the disease can't harm me.
Not only that, you can make ginseng stewed with tiger penis in a basin. Don’t worry about nosebleeds, blisters on the mouth, or having sex in your dreams. Those are all negative effects and are useless.
Nowadays, apart from suicide, what else can kill oneself, naturally old age and death will not count.
Therefore, Liu Jin is quite satisfied with this compensation.
However, as the old saying goes, time is like a milky white snow ditch, it will eventually disappear if you squeeze it.
The system should be similar. It may not be there if it is crowded, but it will definitely be gone if it is not crowded.
"Not enough, not enough. My upgrade talisman is used to upgrade the system. If the upgrade is successful, I will get many benefits. Now, they are all gone. Are you sending away the beggar with this little compensation?"
"Either we continue to come up with compensation that satisfies me, or we all break up."
After Liu Jin finished speaking, in order to show his determination, he took the Panlong Halberd and lightly made a small cut on his neck, and a bright red color suddenly appeared.
If you are reluctant to give up your child, you will not be able to trap the wolf; if you are reluctant to part with the blood, you will not be able to trap the wolf!
For a reward, let alone a little bit of blood, it’s the six or seven inches below, well, I can’t let go of this.
In short, it doesn’t matter if you waste something that is dispensable.
Everything is for the benefit, not shabby!
system:……
If you are paralyzed and have something to say, can you please stop talking about the one-on-one relationship and scare someone?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining: immortality!"
"Immortality: No matter how the host's body is damaged, it can be restored to its original state and remain intact!"
After the system finished speaking, Liu Jin felt that the wound on his neck healed instantly.
After being stunned for a moment, Liu Jin finally realized what he was doing. Damn it, this stupid system was really trying to drain his salary from the bottom of the cauldron.
With the Immortal Golden Body and the Huntian Treasure Mirror here, no one can hurt me.
This immortal body may sound very impressive, but in fact it is completely useless. They are just trying to prevent themselves from committing suicide.
"Dog system, come out to me, what do you mean? Who are you humiliating? I'm not done with you."
Liu Jin started to curse again, if you don't take back this immortal body today, I will die for you.
System: Hey, the dog is barking!
Liu Jin cursed for a long time, but when he saw that the system had no response at all, he became angry. He really thought that I didn't dare to commit suicide, so I just wanted to test whether this immortality was a bluff.
So Liu Jin directly pierced his arm with the Panlong Halberd.
"hiss!"
The pain was really painful, but no blood flowed out. After pulling out the halberd tip, the arm was intact instantly without any scars.
Liu Jin pointed the tip of the halberd at his neck again, gritted his teeth, and failed to make up his mind.
Forget it, I'll give it up when it's good, I've gained quite a lot today.
It's better not to push this dog system to the edge. Just keep your integrity as a human being so that we can meet each other easily in the future.