Chapter 347 If you encounter danger, throw my ashes away
Chapter 347 If you encounter danger, throw my ashes away
At this time, Chen Shu was still unaware of the coming crisis,
"Hey, Sister Fang Si, I'm missing you!"
Chen Shu called Fang Si and said, "I've sent you the location!"
"Okay, let me take a look! Huh?!"
Fang Si, who was answering the phone, changed his expression and said, "Are you sure you are there?!"
"what happened?"
Chen Shuwang stuffed three or four fish balls into his mouth, and said vaguely: "The scenery here is nice, and no one comes."
"And someone actually planted flowers on the roof. Although it's not pretty, it's delicious!"
Chen Shu picked a piece of boiled yellow flower and savored it carefully.
"Did you pick the flowers?!"
Fang Si's expression froze, and his body froze immediately.
She swallowed her saliva and said, "I may not feel well today... you guys eat..."
"Also, just to remind you, you can choose a better urn..."
"what?"
Chen Shu was stunned, a little confused.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a familiar black spider leg...
"My Nima!"
He immediately came to his senses and directly opened the combat backpack...
The black spider jumped and came to the rooftop.
"You...you..."
Liu Feng opened his eyes wide, filled with anger.
With a glance from the corner of his eye, he immediately saw that all the flowers he had carefully cultivated had been picked...
Liu Feng has no other hobbies, he usually likes to grow flowers and cultivate his sentiments!
Although it is not a medicinal material from a different space and has no practical effect, it is a rare and rare product, which is extremely rare.
"Liu... Teacher Liu..."
A Liang and Wang Jue's expressions were shocked, and they immediately got up suddenly, already faintly aware of something wrong in their hearts.
"very good……"
Liu Feng took a deep breath, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He glanced at the crowd calmly and asked, "Who is the mastermind!"
Xie Sunan and the others felt a great sense of oppression, they are definitely high-level beast masters!
Without any resistance, they turned their heads in unison and looked behind Chen Shu.
"Damn it, when did you put on the gas mask?!"
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, they didn't expect Chen Shu's reaction to be so fast.
"Yu Yi is guilty! Fire me!"
Chen Shu deliberately changed his voice, and cried out sadly.
"..."
The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, and he said calmly:
"I've seen your college entrance examination video! You're wearing this gas mask!"
As soon as the words fell, Chen Shu's crying voice froze...
"You kid is really brave!"
Liu Feng came to Chen Shu's back in an instant, staring straight at him.
Chen Shu swallowed, and took off the gas mask.
"Ms. Liu, if I say that everything was just an accident, would you believe me..."
"Accident? Believe it completely!"
Liu Feng smiled kindly, nodded in agreement, and said:
"A student accidentally fell into the fire pit on the mountain behind the school. Is it just an accident?"
"Uh……"
Chen Shu swallowed his saliva. Now he misses the title "Cremation Enthusiast" rewarded by the system.
That is a heaven-defying effect that can perfectly preserve the ashes!
"Teacher, we all made mistakes, I'm sorry."
Xu Xiaoyu stood up, lowered her head and said apologetically, "We can compensate you for the loss!"
"Yes, we can all compensate!"
Xia Bing and Wang Qinghan also said that they were a little unclear about Liu Feng's temperament.
"compensation?"
Liu Feng raised his eyebrows, and said unexpectedly: "The flowers I cultivated are priceless treasures, and you can't find them in the market at all!!"
"They are equivalent to my children, you want to use money to make up for it? Is it possible?!"
Liu Feng was heartbroken, then changed the subject and said:
"Well, five thousand credits!"
"??"
Chen Shu's body shook, he didn't want to live anymore,
[-] credits are equivalent to [-] million. Where can I get so much money?
He sighed and said, "Teacher, cremate me!"
"By the way, remember to keep the ashes and distribute them to everyone present!"
Chen Shu took a glance and said seriously:
"If you are in danger, take my ashes away. This is the last time I will protect everyone!"
Everyone looked weird. They were originally touching words, but the more they listened to them, the more they felt that something was wrong.
Chen Shu looked up at the sky and said:
"If you are not in danger, just soak in water and drink it, at least you can supplement calcium..."
"???"
Everyone opened their mouths slightly, looking extremely confused, what the hell is your brain circuit?
Even Liu Feng couldn't be punished!
half an hour,
Liu Feng said: "Don't be so serious, just promise me one request!"
"any request?"
Looking at Liu Feng's smile, Chen Shu felt a little panicked, and said:
"I won't do anything that violates the law and discipline! Unless...add money!"
"Add a fart's money!"
Liu Feng patted Chen Shu's brain, and said:
"Simple, participate in the next National Beast Familiar Competition, and win the top three places!"
"so tough?!"
Chen Shu lay directly on the ground and said, "You might as well cremate me!"
"No problem, after you die, the Town Spirit Bureau will investigate and analyze the cause of your death, and then someone will check your browser history..."
"Uh……"
Chen Shu's heart trembled, he opened his eyes again, and said:
"It's better for me to be alive, isn't it just a competition? Dare to be single!"
Don't be afraid of being smashed to pieces, you must leave your innocence in the world!
"That's good, I don't care about today's matter! If you dare to break the contract, the consequences will be very serious..."
Liu Feng smiled, sat down calmly, and directly picked up a red flower.
"Hmm...it tastes good..."
"Didn't you say they were your children?"
Ah Liang was stunned, your expression is too much enjoyment, isn't it?
"You are sick! Who treats flowers as children?!"
Liu Feng curled his lips, showing no sign of sadness at all.
"Students eat slowly!"
He smiled, patted the dust off his body, whistled and left the roof.
"Why do I feel like I've been duped by a big competition!"
Chen Shu always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for a while.
A flash of light appeared in his heart, and he immediately said:
"Miss Liu, that strange number can't be you, right?!"
Liu Feng didn't respond, he just quickened his pace and left the roof directly.
"Damn, you asked me to come here for hot pot?! This is fishing law enforcement!"
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